Dan Crenshaw Says Joe Biden Not His Real Dad, Dan Crenshaw Is GROWNED UP!

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.wonkette.com/dan-crenshaw-says-joe-biden-not-his-real-dad-dan-crenshaw-is-growned-up

Sometimes we think Republican congressmen are literally passing around a dunce cap and using it much like a talking stick, deciding in a really organized way whose turn it is to say the dumbest fucking thing ever said. Yesterday, Wonkette talked about Rep. Lauren Boebert insisting over the weekend that it was "no coincidence" that the Fourth of July was on a Sunday this year, taking it as some sort of sign from whatever idiot God she worships that God is standing with the morons who believe Joe Biden isn't the real president or something. God even knows what she was saying. She probably doesn't even know what she was saying.

But whatever, by Tuesday afternoon, it was Rep. Dan Crenshaw's turn to wear the hat.

Dan Crenshaw says Joe Biden isn't allowed to knock on his door because JOE BIDEN IS NOT HIS REAL PARENTS. We don't know what Crenshaw thinks happens when people knock on people's doors or why that's something only his real dad would be allowed to do.

As you can see from the quote tweet, Crenshaw was referencing remarks President Biden made yesterday about what America needs to do to get COVID shots into the arms of those Americans who still haven't done it, either for legitimate reasons or because they're morons. (The president didn't really differentiate, because he's nicer than we are.) This is coming, of course, after America failed — Biden did not fail — to get 70 percent of the country vaccinated by the 4th. Biden said, "We need to go community by community, neighborhood by neighborhood, and oft times door-to-door, literally knocking on doors," to get the remaining people vaccinated.

So Congressman Snowflake is up here having a conniption because Joe Biden isn't his real dad and doesn't get to knock on his door. Or something. We guess he's just a real fucking wuss when people knock on his door. Bet that's weird for the mailman.

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[Politicub]

1. "passing around a dunce cap and using it as a talking stick"

Love it!

[Yavin4]

2. This is what happens to a political party unwilling to adapt to a new, changed electorate.

They have to grasp for the cringy, fringy elements of our democracy.

[Corgigal]

3. Need Pete Davidson

to take on this clown again.

[rownesheck]

5. Yeah.

Pete should never have apologized. This eyepatch goon is a dipshit.

[Walleye]

4. I bet he is vaccinated

[oasis]

6. Because I'm yer daddy, Dannyboy!

[littlemissmartypants]

7. Methinks, that IED took out more than just Danny Boy's eye. nt

[moose65]

8. I know I shouldn't say this, but...

Yes, Crenshaw is an asshole and pretty dumb, but are there any other gay men (or straight women) who think he's kinda hot?

Sorry, sorry, sorry.........I apologize

[lame54]

9. Does his dad work for GrubHub?