So did I miss it? What are the results of the AZ election audit?

[brush]

It must not have been to republican liking because if it was they'd have the results on blast 24/7.

[drray23]

1. that's a good question

it vanished into nothingness. I thought I heard they were preparing the report. The circus may not be over yet. Of course it could also have been a money grabbing campaign to squeeze their idiot followers for more dough.

[GulfCoast66]

4. Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner.

Everything’s a grift to these people.

[Initech]

13. So visiting my aunt in Maricopa County last week...

I found out some very interesting things about this farce of an audit. The first is that apparently all they've done is just ship ballots to a secluded cabin in the middle of Montana. Then - an investigative reporter called all 3 numbers connected to Cyber Ninja - they had the same guy answer all 3 hotlines! And probably my favorite thing was that they were literally searching the ballots for traces of bamboo because some conspiracy theorist had been tipping off the hotline that the ballots for Biden were printed on Chinese bamboo paper.

And yes all of these things are real. And yes - we're dealing with some really fucking stupid people here.

[dweller]

2. Biden won

fat hitler lost

✌🏻

[rogue emissary]

3. crazy enough Hillary won.

[dchill]

5. Need-to-know basis applies. Above Top Secret.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

7. I'd tell ya, but then ... you know (nt)

[dchill]

8. I'd tell ya, but then ... you'd know what assholes we are.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. As long as the cyber-grifters running it keep getting $ from the 'marks' funding the operation

their 'results' will never be known.

Of that you can be sure.

[marble falls]

9. They don't know what they found. They're idiots, remember?

[uponit7771]

10. Judge questions AZ senate over secrecy of audit

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2021/07/07/arizona-audit-maricopa-county-judge-questions-senate-over-cyber-ninjas-records/7890378002/

An Arizona judge on Wednesday asked an attorney for the state Senate why the public should not have access to records involving Cyber Ninjas, the tech firm reviewing the 2020 Maricopa County presidential election.

[Brother Buzz]

11. I believe they still have another week on their thrice renewed lease

This is a cash cow for that Cyber Ninjas outfit, and they are going to milk it for all it's worth

[Initech]

12. Easy answer: some bullshit.