Oh noes!! They've figured out the gov't wants to kill them with......SUNSCREEN!?!!

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Turbineguy]

1. But if you die young

you'll pay less in taxes!

So you'll own the libs!

[paleotn]

7. Off yourself and own the libs!!!

Hey, I'm all for that.

[Under The Radar]

2. The government didn't develop or promote sunscreen...

…but there is no regulation or rule that requires you to wear it other than the common sense that your mother desperately tried to teach you.

[Lovie777]

3. True . . .

but apparently republican cult don't know that.

[Solly Mack]

4. Skin cancer is their right as an American! Stop making medical decisions for them!

D3 is being blocked by 5G! Jewish lasers cause skin cancer, not UV radiation from the Sun! God made dirt, dirt don't hurt! God made the sun, so we can have fun!

Stop messing with God's creation!

Skin cancer is a hoax!

Sunscreen is the new mask!

I know I missed some. Oh, well. Can't keep up with all the crazy.

[Haggard Celine]

5. The next time the government tells people to

evacuate for a hurricane, I hope these stupid fucks go sit on the beach.

[paleotn]

6. Darwin lives!!!!!

[BannonsLiver]

8. I'm an SPF 100000 guy so no thanks.

[MustBeTheBooz]

9. Wait...

I thought BeachMilk WAS sunscreen. At least that’s what we called it back in the day.

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. It's the rebirth of the Daily Mail Oncology Project

https://thedailymailoncologicalontologyproject.wordpress.com/

"a blog following the daily mail’s ongoing mission to divide all the inanimate objects in the world into those that cause or cure cancer."

Except with Qanon, all objects in the world are divided into those the Evul Gubmint is trying to depopulate the world with, and those for which the Evul Gubmint is covering up the truth about their miraculous live-saving properties - you know, bleach, hydroxychloroquine, colloidal silver ...

[modrepub]

11. Government Says Smoking Is Bad

must be a plot...

[essaynnc]

12. Don't do anything they say!!!!

No seatbelts, drive drunk, smoke lots, handle pesticides, breath in asbestos, ride a bike without a helmet, walk on the railroad tracks, play on the freeway, do drugs, climb electric fences, drink poison.... or maybe do all this, cause, you know, THEY say it's bad!!!

Go knock yourself out!!! LOL !!

[OhZone]

13. Well, the gubmint says take off your masks -

so ur a sheep unless you DO wear a mask not, right?

[pansypoo53219]

14. we need to teach logic, but i do not use sunscreen for a diff reason.

false sense of security. doesn't block the worst cancer sun rays. sigh. tube tan.