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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans were shocked to learn of the existence of a Trump adviser who had not already been arrested.
In interviews across the country, Americans who had been certain that there were no unindicted Trump advisers left said that the arrest of Tom Barrack had caused them to rethink things.
After Manafort, Stone, Flynn, Bannon, Cohen, Papadopoulos, and the rest, I really thought theyd gotten them all, Tracy Klugian, who lives in Phoenix, said. I guess I spoke too soon.
Trump sure had a lot of advisers charged with crimes, Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Chattanooga, said. Whoever hired advisers for him did a terrible job.
Carol Foyler, who lives in Akron, saw a silver lining in the Trump adviser being arrested so late. Since Giuliani already lost his law license, Barrack doesnt have to worry about being represented by him, she said.
Davis Logsdon, who lives in Minneapolis, had previously thought that there were no more Trump advisers remaining to be arrested but is no longer sure. Jared and Don, Jr., havent been arrested yet, he said. Or have they? Its so hard to keep track.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/nation-shocked-by-existence-of-trump-adviser-not-already-arrested
LetMyPeopleVote
(143,998 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,436 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)malaise
(267,791 posts)Since Giuliani already lost his law license, Barrack doesnt have to worry about being represented by him, she said.
monkeyman1
(5,109 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Perfect!
Thank you for sharing, Rhiannon! Andy Borowitz does it again!
Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)One of his very best! Although he doesn't have to reach very far for subjects these days!
brer cat
(24,401 posts)I love Borowitz.
Kid Berwyn
(14,642 posts)Now get Dumpy.
malaise
(267,791 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)FakeNoose
(32,328 posts)... but otherwise, he's just as guilty as all the others.
Lock him up!
Ilsa
(61,675 posts)to get the rest of them.