Maga logic

[Duncanpup]

Trump cannot be tried over attempted coup, why because he did not succeed on January sixth. I replied who in the fuq dresses you in the morning.

[leftieNanner]

1. Look down

Are their shoes on the correct feet?

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Their stupidity is bottomless

[Claire Oh Nette]

3. So attempted murder is no longer a crime. Got it.

[Walleye]

4. I'm not guilty of kidnapping, I never even got the ransom

[Native]

5. And you lived to tell about it!

[KS Toronado]

6. Wow just wow

these MAGA cult members prove every day how stupid and uneducated they really are.
Did they possibly hear that shit on FQX no-news?

[Faux pas]

7. Lol

great response

[rickyhall]

8. If you are nearly killed in an auto accident in Texas by a compromised driver that driver goes home,

but if kills you, he goes to jail, unless they changed the law since 1981. In Colorado, they had and have Vehicular Assault.

[Tadpole Raisin]

9. So someone comes into your MAGA house

To rob you but before they can run out of the house with some items you knock them down and then although they manage to get away they take nothing and so committed no crime right?

Well no because MAGAs think like TFG - crimes are only committed against them not by them.

Ugh!

[2Gingersnaps]

10. My personal favorite dumb fuq quote, "Those Hollywood weirdos need to shut up......."

Excuse me? Who voted for Reagan, Scwharzenegger, tRump, Jesse Ventura, Clint Eastwood, and Sonny Bono? I don't recall Tom Hanks, George Clooney, or Brad Pitt asking me to let them run the country.

The hot Outlander guy young enough to be my son said to exercise and drink whisky, responsibly-on it! Jackson Browne begs me not to use single use plastic, you tell him to shut up and sing, I'm on it. I'll even pick it up when you dirty butts destroy my scenery with it. Not one of them tells me to let them run the country because they alone can fix it.

Why is it they can express their opinions loud and proud at will, but other people need to shut up? You wanna listen to Tucker? LOL, your right. He is an entertainment host. Ted Nugent? Your freedumbs. Kanye? What evs. Don't care. Help yourself. Stop with the hypocrisy, even though we all know it isn't an accident, it's a feature.

[2Gingersnaps]

11. OH! And Matthew McConaughey running in Texas?

The stoner who plays naked drums at night? From what I have seen of Texas for the past few decades, that's an upgrade.