Rudy Giuliani Is Reportedly Close to Broke--and donald trump Isn't Taking His Calls

[C Moon]

(lowercase in headline is my work: because I hate the name, and will never put President before it).


Rudy Giuliani Is Reportedly Close to Broke—and Donald Trump Isn’t Taking His Calls

That’s what happens when you go to bat for a notoriously cheap, friendless, crappy businessman.

Having raised more money than anyone else in the Republican Party so far this year, new filings show Donald Trump is flush with cash. Absolutely swimming in it. But even as the money flows in, the former president is reportedly stiffing one of his fiercest allies and loyal political surrogates, Rudy Giuliani, as the former New York mayor becomes increasingly ensnared in a federal investigation that’s reportedly costing him millions in legal fees.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/08/rudy-giuliani-broke-trump-fundraising-legal-bills/

[Thomas Hurt]

1. So?

[C Moon]

4. Cheers! Agreed!

[Faux pas]

2. I

just call tfg the hump.

[C Moon]

3. Thumbs up!

[onecaliberal]

5. If it's what you say, I love it!

Womp womp. Guess he’s about to go through some things.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Trump found his scapegoat

How predictable.

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. I would remind America's Mayor about that Snake Story that his client loves to tell his crowds.

"You knew I was a snake when you took me in..."

[The Magistrate]

8. Well, He Knows What To Do, Sir

Stop fighting and roll over.

Doubtless he has tales to tell prosecutors would be glad to hear....

[Rustyeye77]

10. One can only hope.

[wyn borkins]

9. The Former Mayor

Will need a case of deodorant to rid himself of those bus fumes

[Chainfire]

11. He will not be the first man who bet on Trump and lost.

He won't be the last.

[The Wielding Truth]

12. Hahahahahahaha... yea. When you dance with the devil.

"You don’t tap on the Devil’s shoulder unless you’re willing to dance to his tune."

Sherrilyn Kenyon, One Silent Night

[Progressive dog]

13. Giuliani chose to support Trump's coup attempt

He deserves much more than being broke. He should look on the bright side, he hasn't been charged with any felonies yet.

[gratuitous]

14. "Close to broke"

Is that like if you or I were broke, and we'd be couch surfing with friends, is that like wealthy guy broke in that he might have to sell some possessions or cash out some stock?

[C Moon]

18. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. They probably have to sell an apartment building or two.

[GoodRaisin]

15. No wonder he said he's willing to go to jail.

He might need food, lodging, and health care.

[Meadowoak]

16. Womp womp.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Rudy Giuliani is just *dyeing* to go to jail, so I say lock his azz up!

Link to tweet

[Totally Tunsie]

23. LOL - The yellow teeth are perfection to detail.

[bahboo]

19. turn on him Rudy...c'mon, he never cared about you....

[AngryOldDem]

22. I know, right?

I know I’d be Trump’s worst enemy if he crossed me. Don’t get why these people just roll over.

[njhoneybadger]

20. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

You are of little significance to tRump now, just a fart in a windstorm.

[AngryOldDem]

21. Maybe Four Seasons is hiring

When are these stupid saps going to learn that at the end of the day, Trump doesn’t give a shit about them?

“(Fill in the blank)? (Fill in the blank) who? Never heard of (him/her).”

Rudy’s just the latest who Don’s used and tossed. No sympathy here.

[Totally Tunsie]

24. Poor Rudy needs to set up a GoFundMe.

I'd like to see its contributors' list. HA!