I defy you to dream up something so transparently stupid, nauseatingly cruel and

[Atticus]

shamelessly vulgar that it would be beneath the Qanon-stopthesteal-Trumpists now rampaging across social media and a handful of bastardized TV stations.

Spoiler: it can't be done.

[world wide wally]

1. I keep trying to think up a good Qanon rumor to spread, but I can't come up with anything far

fetched enough.

[viva la]

3. The danger is that you will come up with some insane rumor...

And they'll accept it as fact and promulgate it.

After all, this is the group of people who believe that JFK Jr. has come back from the dead to support Trump, and now looks like this:

[lunatica]

7. Obviously a master of disguise!

And it’s the perfect disguise isn’t it!?

[czarjak]

2. Trend-Setter Trump?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

4. Oh, whatever is the next bullshit they foist upon us from the bowels of their fantasy universe

Is likely to out-do the depravity of what has spewed from their despicable pie-holes ... before.

[lunatica]

8. They jumped that shark ages ago!

[Volaris]

5. It's like challenging Rule 34 haha

[Pobeka]

6. I heard if you get vaxxed your turds will magically turn to gold.

Heard if from a good source too.

I've been cashing mine in at the bank for a few months now!