How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[MoonRiver]

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[KS Toronado]

1. The my pillow guy fits in this scenario very nicely.

[BobTheSubgenius]

11. Except for being considerably less coherent.

[underpants]

2. Are we talking the lightbulbs with NSA cameras or ones with the Illuminati cameras?

[marked50]

3. Why change it? They will just bust it, leave it in the socket, and say that it now works.-n/t

[SWBTATTReg]

4. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them, for they'll bicker and moan at each other and never get around on deciding how to change the light bulb ever.

[Amishman]

5. None, they'll sit in the dark convinced the light is still on

Which would be fine since then no one would see them

[bluewater]

6. Only sheeple believe in "lightbulbs"

[IronLionZion]

7. light bulbs are socialism

become ungovernable

[Tadpole Raisin]

8. Why bother it's a fake.

Saves them from doing any real work though…

[Upthevibe]

9. Kick....n/t

[Warpy]

10. The conspiracy theories are constantly changing

The light bulb stubbornly remains what it is, unchanged.

[heckles65]

12. Other variations I have heard...

"Not going to do your homework for you"

"Try to keep up"