Exactly WHAT does the vaccine change in our dna? As many times as I have heard,

[niyad]

Last edited Fri Aug 13, 2021, 06:12 PM - Edit history (1)

"it changes your dna," I do not recall a single example of exactly WHAT is changed, or how. Have I simply missed ths in the ongoing avalanche of news?

ETA; I really did not think that I needed the sarcasm icon, but, clearly, I was mistaken.

[SoonerPride]

1. It turns you into a lizard person. Duh.

Oh and it makes you magnetic.

[niyad]

11. Thank you.

[berni_mccoy]

2. You know what does change your DNA? Covid!

As do all viruses… they take over a cell and reprogram the cell to become a virus factory. The white blood cells are then left to clean up the mess by consuming all the reprogrammed cells.

[lagomorph777]

8. Oooh, great point!

[ornotna]

3. You turn into a newt

But you get better.

[The Blue Flower]

5. LOL for Monty Python ref

well played

[niyad]

12. Snicker.

[WHITT]

4. Nothing

It's called 'messenger RNA' (mRNA) because it contains the instructions to utilize the accompanying water, sugar, salt, fat, and a chunk of protein, to construct what mimics the business-end of the Covid-19 virus, resulting in your immune system attacking it and learning how to kill it, without being overwhelmed as would happen with the real virus, so when next it encounters the real virus it can quickly destroy it.

[Worried2020]

10. yep

.

But ya gotta read more than what the MSM feeds us to know that . . .

Well done



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[niyad]

14. The question was obviously directed at what those rwnjs think happens to our dna,

I understand that it is mRNA technology that has no effect on changing dna, but thank you for the science.

[Chainfire]

6. The GQP got that part right, I am just not the same man since the vaccine.

I have started growing my hair back, I lost weight, I look and feel younger, and certain private parts of my body have grown by 50%. I am sure it is due to the vaccine. That is why we need to do everything in our power to keep the vaccine away from the right. One thing that we don't need is a far-right party of white Supermen.

[lagomorph777]

7. Zero. It doesn't change anything at all in your DNA.

It's messenger RNA, a molecule which doesn't even enter the nucleus of the cell, where your DNA lives.

mRNA floats around in the intracellular/extranuclear part of your cell, and triggers the cell to make bits of spike protein just like the COVID's spike protein. This spike protein then pokes out of your cell and triggers the immune system to make antibodies to it.

That's it.

No DNA effects.

[niyad]

29. See the eta,

[lagomorph777]

32. I knew your question was somewhat facetious,

...but I thought some details might be useful to DUers who find themselves confronting this nonsense in people they know.

[niyad]

33. Thank you. That is very helpful.

[MineralMan]

9. Nothing, but it cures Erectile Disfunction.

Don't tell the right-wingers, though, or there will be a stampede to the vaccination sites.

[Worried2020]

13. OH!

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That explains it!


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[MineralMan]

16. More at this link:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215733184

[Hugin]

15. It also cures male pattern baldness.

So a friend tells me.

[niyad]

30. Thank you for this happy information. I know several people who will be relieved.

[treestar]

17. It is not even possible

proving they know little about DNA.

[luckone]

18. Tik tok doctors I think I posted this before but this covers a lot of the false dna claims

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

?s=21

[lagomorph777]

19. TikTok Docs are ticks; a pox.

Fucking parasites.

[Roland99]

22. This needs to be an OP!

[dalton99a]

23. +1

[Mr.Bill]

24. As soon as I saw their choice of eyewear,

it was over.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

20. Same as the changes caused by eating Doritos.

Saw that somewhere in the InterTube.


KY.......... .......

[Javaman]

21. it gives you super powers to spot stupid antivaxxers. nt

[BumRushDaShow]

25. You either become Brundlefly

or Jeff Goldblum, whichever you prefer.

[Xoan]

26. It teaches your DNA to remember,

react to, and destroy the Covid virus.

If you want to know more study immunology.

[niyad]

31. See the eta.

[tanyev]

27. You mean you don't have reptilian scales on your back now?

Crap, I’d better go see my doctor.

[niyad]

28. I was really hoping for that handy third arm.