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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBROKEN: There Is a Hidden Secret in the COVID-19 Vaccines
COVID-19 MRNA Vaccines Have Beneficial Effect on Erectile Dysfunction
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I. M. Hardnow
A little-known side effect of both the Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines could affect men of a certain age in a significant way. Recently released results of long-term studies shows that both of those MRNA vaccines appear to cure Erectile Dysfunction in male humans over the age of 45. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University discovered this beneficial side effect only after months of vaccine use. As Dr. Ben Thare, PhD. said, "We didn't expect this effect, and we're not sure why it happens, but men have been reporting that their erectile dysfunction appeared to disappear two weeks after the second dose of either vaccine. The side effect appears to be permanent."
Reports of this interesting result are circulating widely on social media, but right-wing anti-vaccination spokesperson, Betty Kant, said, "We don't want this information to get out, or our men will flood vaccination centers with demands for the shot, which works against our campaign to discourage vaccination. It could ruin our efforts completely, at least with middle-age and older RepubliQan men."
by
I. M. Hardnow
A little-known side effect of both the Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines could affect men of a certain age in a significant way. Recently released results of long-term studies shows that both of those MRNA vaccines appear to cure Erectile Dysfunction in male humans over the age of 45. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University discovered this beneficial side effect only after months of vaccine use. As Dr. Ben Thare, PhD. said, "We didn't expect this effect, and we're not sure why it happens, but men have been reporting that their erectile dysfunction appeared to disappear two weeks after the second dose of either vaccine. The side effect appears to be permanent."
Reports of this interesting result are circulating widely on social media, but right-wing anti-vaccination spokesperson, Betty Kant, said, "We don't want this information to get out, or our men will flood vaccination centers with demands for the shot, which works against our campaign to discourage vaccination. It could ruin our efforts completely, at least with middle-age and older RepubliQan men."
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BROKEN: There Is a Hidden Secret in the COVID-19 Vaccines (Original Post)
MineralMan
Aug 2021
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Dave in VA
(2,035 posts)1. Now that I have read this on the internet
it absolutely is true!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)2. LOL!
grumpyduck
(6,224 posts)3. It's that microchip.
It sends out electrical signals to the nervous system, which then gets the hornital glands to secrete the starchy protein roxoff.
Dream Girl
(5,111 posts)6. I have heard that's how it works.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)8. That could be the reason, for sure.
Sparking the libido, as it were.
PJMcK
(21,998 posts)4. It also cures male pattern baldness (n/t)
PJMcK
(21,998 posts)5. It also cures male pattern baldness (n/t)
SergeStorms
(19,187 posts)7. A follow up to this story....
Scientists have also found the various types of COVID-19 vaccines add up to five inches of length to men's penises, and approximately two inches of girth.
Film at 11:00.
dickthegrouch
(3,169 posts)9. My vaccinations didn't work 😥
Can I keep getting them?
I dont want TSA thinking Im unvaccinated 😉.
SergeStorms
(19,187 posts)12. Hey, I'm up to....
6 1/2 inches now, and it won't fit in a keyhole anymore.
Don't ask how I know it fits in a keyhole.
And don't worry, booster shots are on their way!
A HERETIC I AM
(24,362 posts)16. Just do what Derek Smalls does
bahboo
(16,315 posts)10. waiting....waiting....
murpheeslaw
(110 posts)11. I read that as fiRm at 11:00
IronLionZion
(45,380 posts)13. The magnetic effect helps attract women
since women love the 5G signal.
Mr.Bill
(24,244 posts)14. It's true.
My wife can't wait until I get the booster shot. That's gonna be a game changer. I may need another girlfriend on the side.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)15. LOL!