Any guesses as to Mike Lindell's fate?

[Archae]

His "big cyber symposium" was a big flop.

So what's next?

Goes into rehab?

Detox?

Institutionalized?

Fades back into the woodwork?

Suicide?

[Chainfire]

1. He is going to need to raise a fortune to fight the Dominion law suit.

He will probably be back to selling pillows to the party faithful. I wouldn't buy his pillows for a dime a dozen.

[FakeNoose]

6. Lindell's co-defendents on that lawsuit aren't going to pay a nickel

... because they've got nothing. It's all up to him, assuming he's found liable.

[Chainfire]

7. And the damn fool kept digging this week.

How many pillows do you have to sell to pay off a billion dollars?

[ProfessorGAC]

8. His Company Is Already In Big Trouble

He toxified his own brand.
Expenses now substantially exceed revenues and they're shedding inventory for 66% off on products with only around a 24% operating margin. (Less than cost)
That sounds like a company desperate for cash to cover debt service.
If that's his fallback position, he's in a world of hurt.
Also, that $152 million company has (wait....) 1,500 employees! Under $100 grand in revenue per worker.
I think Minnesota is about to see an increase in unemployment claims as these people start getting laid off from these poorly paying gigs.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

2. He'll start making Howard Beale style suicide threats...

on video.

Eventually he'll either follow through or not.

[Harker]

13. Yes. He'll threaten to smother himself with his My Pillow. n/t

[GulfCoast66]

31. I recently had the 'pleasure' of sleeping with 2 of them at a relatives house.

I really don’t you could smother someone with those flimsy pieces of shit. Fortunately there was a decent pillow available for my head or I would have not slept.

The next morning my relative asked how I liked the pillows? I said ‘yep, they were designed by a crackhead’. She laughed and said that why she provided a real pillow.

She bought them before the political BS when he was just a TV huckster. She voted for Biden.

[Harker]

33. With those credentials he could run for office.

Sounds like his pillows need to be recycled.

[machoneman]

47. We can only hope!

[2naSalit]

3. Spontaneous combustion?

Still got my bingo card.

[Hugin]

38. +1

The only blank space on mine for a black out is "falls into auto fluffing machine".

[2naSalit]

46. LOL!

I have two spots left, I can't make out what the last one is but I'm sure I'll figure it out soon enough.

[Stuart G]

4. He will become like "last years snow" and melt away and not be remembered..

...Any other totally forgotten people....I cannot remember any..can you?

[Skittles]

5. committed

[IcyPeas]

9. "MyCardboardBox"

Link to tweet

[spanone]

10. Rubber Room.

[alittlelark]

11. Be forced into bankruptcy - camp out under a tree at Mal-a Largo

OUTSIDE of the perimeter. When the property is seized by the gov't he will find a burned out check cashing stand to camp behind.

[DBoon]

12. alien abduction?

[Tommymac]

14. This.

[Thunderbeast]

19. I HATE THAT SONG!

Having a mentally Ill child fighting stigma every day changes your perspective really fast. I respectfully ask that the post be deleted.

[Brother Buzz]

20. How are you with SIDE B?

[LeftInTX]

25. Kinda sounds like Russian...LOL

[hunter]

27. I've spent some time in locked psych wards and suffered other similar misadventures.

Napoleon is Jerry Samuels, a recording engineer from New York City. "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa" is about a guy who goes insane (like, to the funny farm) when his girl leaves him. Except it's not his girl who left - at the end of the song we find out it's his dog when Samuels intones:

They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

In a Songfacts interview with Samuels, he explained: "It took me nine months to finish it. I wrote one verse and the chorus, and immediately I realized I was writing a sick joke. So I said, 'This is no good, I'll put it away.' Three months later it was still running through my head; I pulled it out again and wrote the second verse and it was an even sicker joke. Finally about six months after that I decided I was going to finish it, and I was going to do something in that last verse that would throw things off a little bit, so I referred to the object - 'They're coming to take me away because of what YOU did - I referred to YOU as a dog. The dog ran away. By doing that I felt I was lightening the sickness of the joke, and I probably was and it probably did some good for me, but that was the reason I went for that afterthought."

https://www.songfacts.com/facts/napoleon-xiv/theyre-coming-to-take-me-away-ha-haaa

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog.

w


I am a dog.

My grandparents were not fully functional adult human beings. Rather they were crazy smart. My parents are artists who usually managed to have day jobs.

Unfortunately I inherited some of that shit and passed it on to my children. Fortunately they are considerably more functional than I was at times. They never did the "homeless person" gig I did.

I know all about the stigma.

"Be Strong" and "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" are bullshit philosophies.

If you are lucky modern meds work.

I don't post my worst stories here on DU.

It's a deeply, deeply twisted aspect of my personality, but sometimes this song has been my mantra.

The A.S.P.C.A. ain't bad.

[panader0]

37. You have friends here hunter.

[hunter]

48. Thank you.

[Polybius]

28. Lol!

Haven't heard that in years, but it was on a commercial for funny songs in the 90's. Love that song!

[Atticus]

15. The RNC is advertising on line for an "Investigations Research Analyst". Sounds like

"The Pillow Man's" cup o' tea.

[Bmoboy]

16. Rich crazy people are taken care of until the money runs out

They built a beautiful brick house at Sheppard Pratt for Zelda Fitzgerald.

Once the money goes - off to the State Hospital.

[Hamlette]

17. it depends on what Trump says. If Trump kicks him to the curb, there he will stay.

but Trump could rehabilitate him in a nano second.

[Sneederbunk]

18. He'll do fine. The M$M and outlets like DU cannot get enough Mike Lindell.

[gay texan]

21. He reminds me of "Dr" Brinkley

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley

[Wicked Blue]

22. Smothered with a pillow

and not even HIS pillow

[onethatcares]

34. by himself

it took a long time though.

[ZonkerHarris]

23. forgotten by history, a pauper's death, laid to rest in an unmarked grave without mourners

[marked50]

24. I'd say he'll just grab his pillow and try to go sleep but the fumes never let him wake again-n/t

[PlanetBev]

26. Institutionalized

Painting the walls of his cell with feces and screaming about George Soros.

[DFW]

29. My guess is he ends up as in this Gilbert and Sullivan rendition (apologies to fans of the Mikado)

[panader0]

39. Ha! I hadn't heard that one.

[DFW]

41. I should let you know every time we do a new one.

We did that one a few months ago. Our videographer is having some serious health issues, and our production has been delayed of late. We have 2 more in the works that she hopes to complete soon, and one about to start recording the soundtrack.

As for the "His Pillow" one, I hope you liked the little twitter bird leaving his mark on Lindell's head at the end.

[panader0]

42. Please do. They're very clever and well done.

[DFW]

43. Just to make sure, these were among our most recent ones

&t=189s

[panader0]

44. Bookmarking the OP.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. drug rehab and bankruptcy

[smirkymonkey]

32. No worries! His faithful buddy TFG will come to his rescue and take care of all his problems

to repay him for being such a loyal friend!

/s

[GoCubsGo]

35. For his own sake, I hope he is institutionalized.

Does he not have any loved ones who see his demented behavior, and have him committed? I'm not saying that to be mean. It's blatantly obvious that the man is not well. We have been watching a rapid descent into madness, and it's shameful that the people who surround him are letting it continue.

The same goes for Lin Wood and Sidney Powell. All of them are batshit crazy.

[Vinca]

36. Mattress box under bridge.

After all, it's only a matter of time before it's the "Dominion Pillow Company."

[Hugin]

40. Down by the river. n/t

[BusterMove]

45. More idiots then ever believe his nonsense. Demand ever more

Audits. No evidence? Don’t matter - the clowns have been scammed.