Karma - That lady she be a bitch

[packman]

Yah, I'll say some sort of prayer for him. Something in the Bible I read about not tempting God seems appropriate to his situation. If the idiot lives he'll probably contribute it to his prayer chain.



Chain, chain, chain
Chain of fools

[Sanity Claws]

1. Asking for prayers for himself

Nothing about how others could protect themselves with vaccination.
This is someone who will never see the light.

[Maru Kitteh]

42. Asshole thinks he IS the light. nt

[Initech]

2. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Victor_c3]

3. God already offered his help to this guy

He gave mankind the tools (or intelligence) by which to make vaccines and masks. This asshole shunned the help god already have him and now wants special attention for his stupidity…

That’s how I see it

[alwaysinasnit]

5. Yup, God is said to help those that help themselves.

[Budi]

11. That's what HE said too!

[MyOwnPeace]

13. It's an 'old one' - but sure fits!

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

"Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast."

"No," says the preacher. "I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."

Still the waters rise. Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

"Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."

Once again, the preacher is unmoved. "I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."

After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple remains above water. The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

"Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance."

Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

And, predictably, he drowns.

A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"

God shakes his head. "What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

[Hekate]

16. THIS

Exactly the story that came to my mind

[uponit7771]

40. Thread Winner🏆

[treestar]

41. +1

Like the guy waiting on his roof after a hurricane for God to help him, so he passes on several boats going by that offer to rescue him, he dies and God says "I sent all those boats!"

[roamer65]

4. Fuck him.

[ShazamIam]

6. He isn't wasting any time asking for forgivness nor did he bother to push others to get vaccinated.

[jpak]

7. Snowflake

Yup

[stillcool]

8. me-me-me-me

selfish prick

[Mariana]

9. Too bad his faith is so weak

that he didn't stay his ass at home and rely on prayer to heal him from Covid. Fucking hypocrite. Is it any wonder he's terrified to meet his Lord and Savior face to face?

Meanwhile, my mother can't get a simple outpatient pain relieving surgery done, because of stupid fuckers like this jamming up the hospitals. I'm glad he's suffering. I hope it hurts like hell.

[Budi]

10. Well...bye

[Maru Kitteh]

32. SO MUCH THIS.

That's exactly how I feel.

[CurtEastPoint]

12. oh, this CHAPLAIN is being skewered on his OWN FB page. LOL!

https://www.facebook.com/pressley.stutts

[Hekate]

14. Can't see anything but his photos. Share if you will.

[CurtEastPoint]

17. all his posts are public. you have to have a fb account to view.

[Hekate]

19. Oh, thanks. I have one of those but am done using it as of several years ago. It's okay...

I don’t wish that bozo well — he is not sorry for what he did, it he?

[ShazzieB]

25. It sounds like he's going downhill.

The most recent post says he was about to go on a ventilator. Not a good sign.

[mackdaddy]

15. I think there was a 007 movie that comes to mind...

[Dorian Gray]

18. Ooof

I went to read that man's facebook page, and it was difficult. The hubris is hard to get past, but seeing that he truly is suffering and was a part of creating his own suffering.... Ugh.

I do hope he recovers and becomes a STRONG VOICE in helping people in his community vaccinate. Thus saving lives through his mistake. Because that is the only just or good outcome.

[Crunchy Frog]

33. Looks like he's still a hardcore antivaxxer, even while going on a ventilator.

The posts from his followers! He's more like a cult leader than a politician.

I'm not wishing him the best. It would just reinforce his antivax position and his followers delusions.

[Dorian Gray]

37. I get where you're coming from

and I'm beyond frustrated with the antivaxxers.

But I can't wish death on someone. His ignorance was born and fostered by misinformation and mobs run amok.

And I said only good outcome is if he recovers and CHANGES his tune to do some good.

Going on a ventilator is not some easy thing he can pass off as not a big deal (if he survives.) If he goes on a ventilator his chances of survival are not great. This man has a lot to answer for.

[Crunchy Frog]

38. I honestly don't think he'll change, whatever happens.

I spent some time on his Facebook page, and I don't see any possibility of it.

I'll leave you to your hopes though.

[spooky3]

20. His gofundme (warning- photo with TFG) has raised only 3k

of the 150k goal:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/pressley-stutts-american-patriot

[Demobrat]

26. He's begging for 150k?

The vaccine is free, idiot.

[CurtEastPoint]

35. GDMFSOB: His GoFundMe says this: "unexpected battle with the China virus" Unexpected? Jiiina?

[we can do it]

21. Die muther fukker

[Traildogbob]

27. 👏👏👏

[Mr.Bill]

22. Pretty detached from reality

for someone in his position. Still relying on magic for the cure.

[Mister Ed]

23. Karma is not a bitch. But she is stern, and she is just. n/t

[kairos12]

24. What a waste of a human being, and waste of precious medical resources. He's vile.

[aggiesal]

28. It is illegal to forge vaccine cards. ...

If he survives, he will soon be arrested.
Dumb$h1t records and announces his crime.

Way to go A$$h01e!

[littlemissmartypants]

29. Is he dead yet? nt

[orleans]

30. what a fucking idiot. and asshole. ("chain of fools" is perfect for their prayer chain) nt

[DET]

31. Cry Me A River

From his GoFundMe...

South Carolina’s longtime Freedom advocate, Pressley Stutts, is a beloved patriot who needs our help due to a sudden turn of events. Pressley recently took on an unexpected battle with the China virus,

‘A sudden turn of events’ with ‘the China virus’. Well, that’s a shame. And now he wants ‘prayer warriors’ to bail out his sorry ass. No expressions of regret, no regard for the other people he may have infected, no assumption of responsibility for his idiotic choices. You’re on your own, Pressley.

[KG]

34. thoughts, prayers, whatevs....yawn.

[Vinca]

36. Fake vaccine cards - yuk, yuk, yuk. That Pressley, what a joker.

Hope he charged a high price for them because if he survives this he's going to wish he was dead once he gets the hospital bill.

[oasis]

39. Less of these types of folks would be nice, so......

[Irish_Dem]

43. Karma, she has a very good aim.