Said on the TeeVee
Leno
You know the difference between Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, and Tim Tebow? When God tells Tim Tebow to run, he wins.
Mitt Romney says he understands the middle class, and that he knows it's not easy keeping a roof over your family's heads as well as vacation roofs in San Diego, New Hampshire, and Park City, Utah.
Conan
Fidel Castro declared that a robot would do a better job as president than Barack Obama. After hearing this, Mitt Romney thanked Castro for his endorsement.
Mitt Romney is saying his comments about liking to fire people were taken out of context. Yeah, what he actually said was he likes to set poor people on fire.
David Letterman
Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America.
When Rick Perry heard that, he said, Well that's nothing. I like to execute people.
Fallon
While campaigning yesterday, Jon Huntsman said he was ready to rock and roll. Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney said he was ready to easy listen.