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FakeNoose

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Thu Aug 19, 2021, 08:20 PM Aug 2021

Conservative Karen Joke

Conservative Karen buys a private jet.

She doesn't know how to fly it so decides to find a pilot who can. Finally she meets Dave, who claims he can take her wherever she wants, only she can't talk during the flight, or ask him any questions.

She says sarcastically, "Ok fly me to a place where there are no liberals, no fake news media, no mask mandates, and guns everywhere ... and you can have the job."

"Sure, I can do that, let's go."

Taken aback she says, "Fine!" and they start flying.

Hours go by and no words are exchanged. Karen can't take it any more, so she says, "Are we getting there or not? Do I have to find someone else to fly this damn plane?"

Dave says "We're almost where you asked me to take you. I'm sure you'll find a lot of other pilots ready to take you somewhere else."

Before she can say another thing, he says, "Welcome to Afghanistan!"


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