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(54,770 posts)Javaman
(62,439 posts)canetoad
(17,088 posts)Was taken to the Capitol insurrection.
JHB
(37,128 posts)Thus the absence of 1/6 toasters.
Archae
(46,260 posts)Oops, just noticed, "Weapons" are on the forbidden list.
But still, toasters?
spooky3
(34,302 posts)good time with this list.
JHB
(37,128 posts)I mean, why would anyone need to bring a waterproof shelter to a Trump rally in a cow field with a storm coming in?
subterranean
(3,427 posts)JHB
(37,128 posts)Beachnutt
(7,189 posts)brown tarp, idiots
dweller
(23,560 posts)Doesnt want the reminder hes toast ?
✌🏻
I think that's it!
spanone
(135,632 posts)spooky3
(34,302 posts)I don't think they'd have too many electrical outlets at the rally.
spanone
(135,632 posts)you can't out absurd their absurdity
spooky3
(34,302 posts)OAITW r.2.0
(23,813 posts)being packaged with Lion interchangeable batteries. How soon before the kitchen mixers, toasters, microwaves, and processors get them same makeover?
niyad
(112,432 posts)dweller
(23,560 posts)So infiltrate the rally with a bread bag of burnt toast
and when TFG appears, fling slices like frisbees at him
Can you imagine his response to burnt toast landing around him ?
😂
✌🏻
yonder
(9,631 posts)Who plays Frankenfurter?
BunnyMcGee
(460 posts)JHB
(37,128 posts)Grokenstein
(5,707 posts)Two days later, once they coax him back out of his Mar-a-Lago bunker, he'll call himself the bravest president to ever win a noble prize (sic) for single-handedly beating up a school shooter and capturing Osama bin Laden.
Beachnutt
(7,189 posts)as soon as orange man walks out
Treefrog
(4,170 posts)unc70
(6,095 posts)Can't imagine why toasters are specifically prohibited.
JHB
(37,128 posts)I think the ban is just because most appliances will have metal parts and they don't want to deal with anything that won't pass through the metal scanner.
Although I'm fine with laughing my ass off for that long list of prohibited items for a rally in a cow pasture.
33taw
(2,420 posts)rurallib
(62,344 posts)I've heard people say he could, but I'd like proof.
dbonds
(4,793 posts)I live in Cullman. Mayor declared a covid emergency yesterday. Last week we had a huge 3 day Rock the South music event. This will not end well. I'm laying low.
lastlib
(22,981 posts)IDK if He was intending to hit me, or just wanted to scare me sh*tless (which He did!) and knock the jeezus into me (which He didn't)........
betsuni
(25,122 posts)Sneederbunk
(14,207 posts)spanone
(135,632 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)Interesting.
Haggard Celine
(16,820 posts)I have heard of some of them exploding in people's faces, so that makes me wonder what else they can be used for. There must be some reason they're considered too dangerous to allow in.
Beachnutt
(7,189 posts)thunderstorms hit
Rebl2
(13,303 posts)Suppose it could be thrown? That would kinda hurt I guess
FakeNoose
(32,340 posts)Normally I wouldn't say that because NY and NE are awesome. But it's being assaulted by Hurricane Henri tonight and tomorrow. So ChumpHumpers in Alabama can stand a little bit of rain, I imagine.
Looks like Chump won't get wet. He's got that nice tent for himself, and nobody else is allowed anything like that. Sound familiar? Wise up people, your Supreme Orange Overlord doesn't give a shit about any of you.
Just how stupid are you ... really? We're about to find out.
Treefrog
(4,170 posts)Cooper desperately trying to save it by talking with Barry Manilow.
Maru Kitteh
(28,303 posts)that was pretty funny.
And Jesus. I can't get over how good he sounds and energetic for freakin' 78. I hope I'm that lucky.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Real close together.
Maru Kitteh
(28,303 posts)I'm just going to leave that one here for right now.
Grins
(7,132 posts)What the
?
Why do they (still) hate America?
a kennedy
(29,462 posts)All Im looking at is his teeth missing .
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)😷🤟
33taw
(2,420 posts)kimbutgar
(20,874 posts)DFW
(54,050 posts)To Republicans, guns are not weapons, but rather are considered "detachable body limbs."
spooky3
(34,302 posts)that the organizers are very afraid of what people who support Trump would do with anything that could conceivably be used to injure someone. Says a lot about those folks.
I've attended lots of events (such as tennis matches) where stuff is restricted but I don't recall seeing such a long and strange list.
kairos12
(12,817 posts)BumRushDaShow
(127,296 posts)FEMA camp!
kairos12
(12,817 posts)BumRushDaShow
(127,296 posts)orleans
(33,986 posts)Johnny2X2X
(18,744 posts)Alabama in August in the middle of a cow pasture. Theyre going to get eaten alive.
niyad
(112,432 posts)Rhiannon12866
(202,970 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)🤔
gordianot
(15,226 posts)That may be too obvious you should expect such things to be lacking.
GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)struck that orange shitstain down with lightning years ago.
I wonder how many of those fools are going to be on ventilators a month from now.
dianaredwing
(406 posts)if the current trend continues. Won't be enough ventilators south of the Mason/Dixon for all those chumps.
OAITW r.2.0
(23,813 posts)Probably will need to bring 30 or 40 50'ft extension cords, though.
dianaredwing
(406 posts)if anyone can find a hangin' tree.
pazzyanne
(6,518 posts)dbonds
(4,793 posts)It is from my nephew.
As a libertarian, allow me to extend an olive branch to my republican friends. Tonight, our city will welcome President Trump to our beloved small town. We will make national news, either good or bad. Just remember yall... teeth and bras... TEETH AND BRA'S. Already seen one ole girl in a bikini top that I'm assured will be a headline at some point. Keep it classy, Cullman.
ALBliberal
(2,303 posts)East-A-Squared
(14,505 posts)Crunchy Frog
(26,548 posts)SunSeeker
(51,367 posts)Always gotta look at the bright side.
luckone
(21,646 posts)from mah cold dead hands Even tfg cant come between me and my toaster
Im always carrying it close and it goes with me anywhere I roll
keithbvadu2
(36,362 posts)Denial of Second Amendment rights and the RW sheeple go right along with it.
Moebym
(989 posts)Is far less dangerous than guns.
But they weren't specifically mentioned because...Trump supporters.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,483 posts)and their brains are already totally washed.
KY...........
doughb
(14 posts)BuT wHaT aBoUt OuR fReEdUmS??!1?