Which vaccine is the glow in the dark? I need to get it as a booster

[tulipsandroses]

For Halloween. Who knew vaccines would be so useful.

[Stinky The Clown]

1. That was waaaaaaaay off the hook, wan't it.

[MLAA]

2. It's not the one that has the micro chip.

You can’t glow and track yourself at the same time, you have to pick one!

[Kali]

3. I heard about this a couple months ago from a guy I know

I love the guy, but he is quite a hillbilly kook sometimes. where did it originate?

[Atticus]

4. Pfister isn't exactly "glow in the dark", but it does make you glow under an ultraviolet light so

that's prolly what you're thinking of. Moderna causes glitter in your urine and J and J makes your flatulence shimmer like the northern lights.

Of course, they all contain tracking chips and make you magnetic.

[QED]

5. I'm holding out for the magnetic version.

It'll be easier to keep track of my keys.

[Srkdqltr]

6. Glad I didn't get the magnetic one. Would be awful in my sewing room.

I would be loaded with pins. LOL

[denbot]

10. I want that one. I lose my keys alot.

To each their own..

[Hekate]

7. Wow, I want that one!

[NurseJackie]

8. Is there an x-ray vision formula? Invisibility?

[KelleyKramer]

9. That's how you tell who has been vaxxed

If you want to know if someone is lying about being vaxxed, just flip the lights off and you'll know for sure who is telling the truth

[retread]

11. A few weeks back the local paper had interviews with anti-vaxers in the

klanhandle of Florida. One guy claimed his daughters friend had a friend who got vaccinated and the bar code reader on his cell phone started activating. My wife's take was that he was bs'ing the reporter. On the other hand, I have done work in the klanhandle and met some of these people.

[obamanut2012]

12. Moderna

It's the Dolly Jab, and we know Dolly Parton is always fabulous!