Cyber Ninjas Miss Deadline, Claim 'Dog Ate Their Homework' Defense

[UCmeNdc]

The Maricopa County election audit by the Cyber Ninjas was supposed to be presented today. Expectations were for an utter train wreck after the audit "company" was called incompetent by many in the election field. Not only were their methods crazy, but it was almost completely based on conspiracy theories that have been disproven (Chinese bamboo, what?).



https://crooksandliars.com/2021/08/cyber-ninjas-cant-deliver-audit-results

[ZonkerHarris]

1. The CEO of Cyber Ninjas, Doug Logan, and 2 of the 5 members of the audit team ALL have COVID

The CEO of Cyber Ninjas, Doug Logan, and 2 of the 5 members of the audit team ALL have COVID right now and are "quite sick."



Damn shame

[Wounded Bear]

3. I wonder how many people will start using covid as an excuse to miss work...

inquiring minds want to know.

[underpants]

2. The Twitter comments are hilarious

"I went looking for fraud and all I got was this lousy avoidable virus."

Wow.....I thought ninjas usually wore face coverings.

We can't finish running this scam until the people who are helping us run this scam recover from that thing we earlier told you was a scam but turns out to be very real."

[2naSalit]

4. Saw that coming from way over here. ...nt

[NCjack]

5. Time for all of the work "products" to burn in a fire of mysterious origin. While

the team is at a church meeting. Singing in the choir.

[doc03]

6. They should have used the old Sargent Shultz defense. mt