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Here's what I learned from DU the last few days
Raider Romney decided he was better suited for the Apprentice...he just loves to fire people. After he left Trumps' house, he brought us all some cake. He told us that we have to take it and eat it in the quiet room so the Blah People don't get any.
Paul chimed in and said "Stop talking about me dammit! I can't hear what the voices are telling me to do!"
Perry: "Hey you mean to tell me this telepathic thing a ma roo here works? Sorry Ron, I need to go back and do some tweeting"
Bachman: "Never mind that, off with Paul's head! Or we could just feed him to the Blah People"
Huntsman: "NO! The last time we did that the Blah People puked all over the place!"
GingRICH: "I don't care! Hurry up and feed them, before they get really angry! They are hungry dammit, they'll eat anything!"
Perry: "Well if those eight..uh..what are they called? Umm...Oh yeah Sour Cream judges! If they hear about this we are all done for! Done for I tell ya!"
GingRICH: "That's why we need to fire them all! I been telling you that!! If they are not going to do what we want, throw them in with the Blah People!"
Meanwhile ET phoned home and wagged his finger "Hey, but Mitt's sons' are sexy for earthlings..yum yum"
First Lady had enough and said she's tired of the clowns portraying her as some kind of angry Blah person.
President Obama: "Give me one reason! One ALLAH damn reason why I shouldn't pull the damn car over and punch the clowns!"
Some Rude Pundit: "Hey make sure you get their juggle balls, while you are at it!"
Paul chimed in and said "Stop talking about me dammit! I can't hear what the voices are telling me to do!"
Perry: "Hey you mean to tell me this telepathic thing a ma roo here works? Sorry Ron, I need to go back and do some tweeting"
Bachman: "Never mind that, off with Paul's head! Or we could just feed him to the Blah People"
Huntsman: "NO! The last time we did that the Blah People puked all over the place!"
GingRICH: "I don't care! Hurry up and feed them, before they get really angry! They are hungry dammit, they'll eat anything!"
Perry: "Well if those eight..uh..what are they called? Umm...Oh yeah Sour Cream judges! If they hear about this we are all done for! Done for I tell ya!"
GingRICH: "That's why we need to fire them all! I been telling you that!! If they are not going to do what we want, throw them in with the Blah People!"
Meanwhile ET phoned home and wagged his finger "Hey, but Mitt's sons' are sexy for earthlings..yum yum"
First Lady had enough and said she's tired of the clowns portraying her as some kind of angry Blah person.
President Obama: "Give me one reason! One ALLAH damn reason why I shouldn't pull the damn car over and punch the clowns!"
Some Rude Pundit: "Hey make sure you get their juggle balls, while you are at it!"
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