Outlive a Fox viewer

[Nevilledog]

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[Rorey]

1. I LOVE this!!!

Perfect!

[tanyev]

2. OMG, Ted Cruz is only 50?

I would have guessed a few years older. I’d better grab a salad and then go for a walk.

[dixiechiken1]

16. "OMG, Ted Cruz is only 50?"

I thought the EXACT SAME THING! And then I thought, that's a haaaaard 50. He looks like shit. (How fitting, since he *IS* shit, I guess.)

[irisblue]

20. My response too.

[The King of Prussia]

25. I'm 60 and a bit knackered

and I look way younger than ted Cruz.

[BlueJac]

3. Great video

Four stars

[Ocelot II]

4. Brilliant! Most of all I want to outlive TFG.

He's older than me, though not by a lot - but I'm not overweight; I don't live on overdone steak, KFC and two scoops of ice cream at every meal; and I get a lot more exercise than riding around in a golf cart and waddling to the breakfast buffet. So I think I have a shot at it. If I can't actually water his grave I at least want to know he's there.

[Mickju]

21. I'm older than he is and I also want to outlive him.

I want to see him die in utter disgrace.

[byronius]

5. Inspiring.

[hot2na]

6. Perfect.

And I want to live to dance on the graves of:
Lauren Boebert, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, DeSantis, Abbott, Goehmert, Stefanik, McCarthy, Rand Paul, etc., etc., etc. At this point, it's way easier to name the Republicans that I don't care one way or the other about living for dancing on their graves.

[BobTheSubgenius]

7. The child has already been born...

...that will outlive every Faux viewer.

[soldierant]

10. Every current one, certainly.

But every future one? I would not bet any important body parts. Stupidity is tenacious.

[totodeinhere]

8. I loved the video. But not only will Moscow Mitch die one day,

so will the rest of us including the man in the video. But I wish him many happy years before he passes from this earth.

[rpannier]

26. Miss Hoover speaks for me about mitch

Yes, I know she's referring to Burns. But still...

[IronLionZion]

9. That is surprisingly motivating

I had a salad for lunch and some yogurt now. I think I'll go outside for some exercise. I want to outlive these assholes.

[GopherGal]

15. Yep Time to go put my shoes AND MASK on and head out for a walk!

I may be a tad older than Ted Cruz, but I got my gender on my side to out-live him.

And even if I can't outlast them, there's a whole bunch of Faux-Noise viewers whose votes I want to cancel out.

[FoxNewsSucks]

11. I was a little ashamed of myself at how happy I was

when I heard the news that Jerry Falwell's bloated carcass was discovered on the floor of his office. Even more happy when I heard the same about Scalia.

I'm still a little embarrassed, but these days I agree with this video. There are a LOT of graves I also want to dance on.

[leftieNanner]

12. Excellent!

I can't believe 142 year old Chuck Grassley is going to run again!

The power must be truly intoxicating. It's not likely that a Democrat could win that seat, but you never know. Could be that Moscow Mitch asked him to insure that the seat stays red.

[Shrike47]

13. C'mon, he's only 88, by the next election he'll be 89. Lots of good, lying, thieving years left.

[LT Barclay]

24. Worked for Strom Thurmand.

[3catwoman3]

14. Mitch McConnell can shuffle off this mortal coil anytime, and take...

…Donnie Dipshit with him.

Tonight would be fine.

[brush]

17. I like this guy...and his political views.

[Evolve Dammit]

18. Excellent! And the entire former family; every one.

[FakeNoose]

19. Outlive a Repuke - that's how I prefer to think of it

[Whatthe_Firetruck]

22. That's a way to increase vax rates.

Tell the republicans and anti-vaxxers that every time one us lives when we get covid while they die of it, we're owning them.

[StClone]

23. Limbaugh was a one...vaccination helps too.

[LittleGirl]

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