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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTuesday TOONs - Facebook: Blue Is The New Yellow
Facebook: Blue Is The New Yellow
Facebook: Outage-ening
Trolls Take You!
The Sphinxema
The Unboxing
The Goatmaster General
Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, Im A Man Of Subservient Gaze
Followed along while chaos reigned
Now to cash in for my days
Followed along while chaos reigned
Now to cash in for my days
In case you missed any over the last week:
(I stand by my lack of promises that I'll remember to include this every day)
(I stand by my lack of promises that I'll remember to include this every day)
9/29: Wednesday TOONs - Mitchiavellian Scheming
9/30: Thursday TOONs - Mitch Settles
10/1: Friday TOONs - Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn
10/2: Weekend TOONs - Justice Alito Doth Protest Too Much
10/3: Doonesbury - A Letter From The Guvnor
10/4: Monday TOONs - Won't Someone Think Of The Children?!
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Tuesday TOONs - Facebook: Blue Is The New Yellow (Original Post)
JHB
Oct 2021
OP
"Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I'm A Man Of Subservient Gaze" - Classic!
erronis
Oct 2021
#15
Wounded Bear
(58,436 posts)1. K & R...nt
Kid Berwyn
(14,642 posts)2. More news from the cartoons than the tee vee kick.
Information, too.
Thank you, JHB!
planetc
(7,716 posts)3. Yay! Toons!
LetMyPeopleVote
(143,998 posts)4. Thank you for the cartoons
niyad
(112,424 posts)5. Thank you for this depressingly excellent collection.
mountain grammy
(26,568 posts)6. Excellent toons. Thank you.
burrowowl
(17,604 posts)7. Some good toons
steventh
(2,143 posts)8. Thanks for Tuesday TOONs - Facebook, Sinema, USPS etc
Thanks for links to the recent previous TOONs and Doonesbury
k&r
dalton99a
(81,062 posts)9. Great collection
secondwind
(16,903 posts)10. Wow.... K&R
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,483 posts)11. Thanks JHB, good set today. Always love Chris Britt's characters.
KY.........
Wild blueberry
(6,536 posts)12. Thank you
Luckovich nails all the cowards who watched our country burn and sat there (until their lucrative book deal).
And yeah, I'm talking about you too Woodward.
Hekate
(90,188 posts)13. Kicktoons. And we thought we knew trolls...
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,296 posts)14. Thank you for these great toons! ♥
I don't get this one.
JHB
(37,128 posts)17. Search for threads on the Pandora Papers.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,296 posts)18. Thanks so much! ♥
erronis
(14,941 posts)15. "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, I'm A Man Of Subservient Gaze" - Classic!
Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself, Im A Man Of Subservient Gaze
Followed along while chaos reigned
Now to cash in for my days
"Sympathy For The Devil"
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Um mean it, get down
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Um mean it, get down
JHB
(37,128 posts)16. I'm still not happy with it, but I needed something to rhyme with "days"...
...and I wasn't going to spend an hour or more trying to think one up.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lyricist!
PatSeg
(46,773 posts)19. Facebook's Bad Day