Ted Cruz becomes an Italian - Amazing set of balls on this guy

[packman]

[viva la]

1. Maybe his mother is Italian?

Anyway, if so, he'd be an Italian Canadian.

[Deuxcents]

11. I looked it up

His mother is 1/4 Italian.

[Sabuca]

18. That makes Ted 1/16 Italian

He's full of it.

[jcgoldie]

20. And 15/16 piece of shit...

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[dsc]

21. 1/8

[The Polack MSgt]

22. If his Grand Mother was the only Italian forbear - He'd be 1/16

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But his mom had an Italian Grandparent making her 1/4 Italian.

She married a Cuban man and their child would be 1/8 Italian

Also, he is without a doubt an 8/8 sack of raisin fortified suet and nutmeat suitable for Canadian Blue Jays

[dalton99a]

2. Kick

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Wotta malook!

Italian my eye!

[Ocelot II]

4. Does he turn Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Or is he “Italian” just because Columbus is controversial and he’s trying to trigger the libs?

[LeftInTX]

15. He's part Italian and Irish his mom's side.

Rafael Edward Cruz was born on December 22, 1970,[2][3] at Foothills Medical Centre[4][5] in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to Eleanor Elizabeth (née Darragh) Wilson and Rafael Cruz.[6][7][8][9] Eleanor Wilson was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She is of three-quarters Irish and one-quarter Italian descent, and earned an undergraduate degree in mathematics from Rice University in the 1950s.[10][11]

[Ocelot II]

16. Except that celebrating St. Patrick's day isn't controversial

so Cancun Cruz won’t have as much fun with it.

[MurrayDelph]

17. He turns Mexican

on Snow Day.

[UTUSN]

19. Bwah!1

[Ferrets are Cool]

5. Headline: Ted Cruz honors pedophile!!

[Submariner]

6. Cruz is a Cuban Canadian immigrant

his mother is supposedly 1/4 Italian.

[Haggard Celine]

7. I hate that shit.

I hate it when politicians claim several states as their 'home states,' too. They'll claim every state they ever lived in or visited for a week as their home states. It's nauseating. Might as well claim several religions while they're at it.

[Ocelot II]

8. Hey, fake Italian Ted, my ancestors traveled to the Western Hemisphere

500 years before yours, and they knew they weren’t in Asia.

[Cracklin Charlie]

9. "I give you"?

Who does he think he is?

Also, not Italian. More like ALF.

(Alien Life Form)

[LuckyCharms]

10. He's a stunad. n/t

[DFW]

12. Hey Rafael?

As the old Albanian oven watcher at our local pizzeria might have said............

Lasciami in pace, stronzo! Non sei italiano più ch'io, ed io non lo sono!

(And Columbus probably wasn't either!)

[7wo7rees]

13. Vaffanculo stronzo.

[Blue Owl]

14. The Slimefather