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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMe vs. every Evangelical that I meet.
Me: How old is the earth?
Evangelical: Seven thousand years old.
Me: How old is the universe?
Evangelical: We aren't sure, maybe seven thousand years old, maybe forever.
Me: How long has God been around?
Evangelical: Oh, well, God has been around forever.
Me: So, how can we human earth creatues be THAT important if God has been around for all time and we've only been around for seven thousand years?! How special are we? What was God doing with all of his free time?
* crickets *
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)PXR-5
(522 posts)I also have said something similar to church folk, god must have just been sitting around in the dark twiddling his fingers.
So my take is there are at least two ways to take this.
1. God does not exist.
2. If God does exist, then there is life elsewhere in the universe.
Then watch heads explode...
TeamProg
(6,117 posts)We made God up to satisfy the big question: why are we here?
We are all cosmic dust, we are all God - at the very most.
Sibelius Fan
(24,396 posts)You: How old is the Earth?
Evangelist: Seven-thousand years old
You: Youre stupid.
mahina
(17,646 posts)Unless you love them and want to know to be closer, so what if they believe in God or not, or are evangelical or Muslim or Hindu or whatever. Its their business, right?
Lars39
(26,109 posts)They believe in The Great Commission, and testifying their faith to everyone. Conversations like the OP usually happens as pushback to stupid statements.
mahina
(17,646 posts)I tell them I will listen to them talk about God *without interrupting* for five minutes and then they have to listen to me talk about politics *without interrupting* for five minutes. I set my stopwatch app and say OK, go!
Door knockers and general God botherers of all faiths and none fall to this method and never bring it up again.
My five minutes consist of telling them why any faith is inconsistent with republican or conservative politics
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)mahina
(17,646 posts)They could believe personally in the Great Favad. Maybe they do.
walkingman
(7,597 posts)I don't care about people's religions.
Just don't try to force them on me or government officials.
It wasn't till I moved to NC did folks judge me because of faith or lack of.
My boss, (owner) at an electronics company makes us pray to Jesus at lunch time, and then on Friday afternoons. I just sit in peace.
mahina
(17,646 posts)Who has since died but when she first got there she stumbled and fell on the street and a whole group of people circled around her and started praying. She freaked and said something on the order of JFC stop mumbling and help me up!
She really struggled with making friends there. Poor thing.
RVN VET71
(2,690 posts)She moved with her career out to America but told me that, while she never had any anti-semitic confrontations, there was always a sense in the air that she was regarded as an outsider, as strange.
Once at a faculty meeting at a school (in Texas) where shed just been hired as an Assistant Professor, an Associate Professor in her Department asked her what church she went to. Oh, none, actually. Im jewish was her answer. The Associate Professor looked sad, seriously, and said Oh, Im. . . I'm so sorry.
Now its possible that the Associate Professor was apologizing for what he thought was a faux pas that may have embarrassed the person he was talking to. Kind of odd, if that were the reason he apologized, like hed gotten her to publicly admit an embarrassing secret, but possible.
But my Department Chair just grinned and shook her head because she was almost certain the apology was a genuine expression of good ole christian sorrow that she had not found Jesus and was, therefore, going to hell.
Evangelicals may be candy coated sweet and shiny on the outside, but thats because, inside where it counts, they are filled with the sweetly smug spiritual syrup of salvation (I loves me some consonance!) because they know they got their ticket to heaven and you -- jews especially -- do not.
(I have to add that the Department Chair of whom I speak loved Texas and loved Texans, generally. She was able to laugh at the encounter described above because she knew he intended no insult by his unwittingly anti-semitic comment.)
TeamProg
(6,117 posts)Seriously, is that okay with you?
What people believe motivates their politics. So yes, we SHOULD ALL care deeply.
mahina
(17,646 posts)The relationship with God or Akua or Pele or Vishnu or Allah is none of my business.
Just like my faith is none of theirs.
Amy and Boof should not be on the court and are a nightmare. McConnell is a fucking hypocrite for bringing Amy up before Ruth Bader Ginsberg was even in the ground after keeping Garland out for nine months. Boof was just disqualified by his own actions in public and on camera, obviously unfit and certainly a predator.
We can worship whatever they want and so can I.
FoxNewsSucks
(10,429 posts)that everyone else live by their stupid beliefs, no one else would care.
PatrickforB
(14,570 posts)to believe in their dogma.
This is where the Christians got it all wrong. You cannot measure success by the number of 'converts,' the number of souls 'harvested.' For humanity, salvation is collective, and the way I'm using it, the term 'salvation' simply means to grow up as a species and begin planning around human need instead of human greed, and to be such good stewards over this planet that it and all life upon it thrives.
Imagine this world actually being a good place, a healthy place, a peaceful place where everyone has enough!
mahina
(17,646 posts)I completely agree
ret5hd
(20,491 posts)jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)Like to make ice cream he needed cows and cows live on earth soooo... thats obviously why he couldn't smoke weed either even though he totally would have if there was an earth to grow dope on... sooo... he must have been just jacking off since he was the only one around to play with...
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Maybe some organized religions are a problem. I even know a fair minded Evangelical devotee. He employed me and paid me well although I was a an argumentative liberal Democrat who didnt believe in god let alone being reborn in christ. That had to remind him often that JESUS WAS/IS A JEW. Christianity was made up much later and it keeps changing the rules since then.
fescuerescue
(4,448 posts)Well maybe I have.
But I've have never approached to talk about the age of the Earth.
I would just give them a weird look and go on my way.
hunter
(38,310 posts)There's really no arguing with them.
Tolerating anti-intellectualism of any sort, religious or secular, is always a bad idea.
I can argue religion all day, but arguing with people who don't accept observed scientific reality is pointless.
If any god created the fossil record and the stars in the sky 7,000 years ago just test our faith then he's a dangerous psychopath who should be locked away before he hurts anyone else.
So true.
SarcasticSatyr
(1,178 posts)And she has been increasingly irrational for many years. the one thing I've learned is that it is almost impossible to talk most of these people out of their beliefs.
ananda
(28,858 posts)Seriously, how did this person manage to pass kindergarten?
NNadir
(33,512 posts)I have to say I never thought of it.
lame54
(35,284 posts)He keeps trying but evangelicals always form and screw the whole thing up
A glitch not even God can fix
Ford_Prefect
(7,887 posts)believe in magical events and beings yet castigate Harry Potter as the work of the Devil.