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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump will skip the 2024 campaign and go straight to claiming that he won, the former reality-show host has confirmed.
Speaking to reporters, Trump said that campaigning in 2024 would be a waste of time, quite frankly, because I have already won that election.
Asked how he could have won an election that is not scheduled to occur for another three years, he said, People are saying that it already did happen. A lot of very smart people are calling me and saying that.
Trump said that, although he already won the 2024 election, there was fraud and corruption like you wouldnt believe.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-to-skip-2024-campaign-and-go-straight-to-claiming-he-won
dalton99a
(81,455 posts)"I will make a fantastic choice, and there will be an exciting announcement soon"
bluestarone
(16,914 posts)CRAZY Greene.
MiHale
(9,721 posts)It wont be satire.
kimbutgar
(21,131 posts)I would not put it past him to declare he won despite having an election.
Rhiannon12866
(205,237 posts)Bristlecone
(10,127 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(145,131 posts)Demovictory9
(32,449 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)They should reflect, no matter how briefly, on how ludicrous, criminal, and unconstitutional this is.