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kentuck

(111,056 posts)
Fri Oct 15, 2021, 07:38 PM Oct 2021

Whispers in Washington...

"Shh-hh.."

"If we don't fix this problem with fraud in the last election, Herr Leader is going to tell our voters to stay away from the polls and not vote in 2022 or 2024..."

"What are we going to do...?"

"We have to show him that we are loyal and we need him to help us win against the Democrats.."

"If he tells our voters not to show up, will they do what he says...?

"Of course! Don't be silly!"

"What can we do to make sure we keep him happy and our supporters go to the polls...?

"We can show him that we have his back and will defend him at all costs against the vicious attacks by the partisan Democrats..."

"We can make some speeches next week and vote to protect his good friend, Steve Bannon..."

(Very quietly) "Does that seem like extortion to you...?"

"Yeah...you just can't please that guy."

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