Trump, what are you so scared of? Release the PeePee tapes!

[PurgedVoter]

Come on Trump, you have already spent some time thinking about taking a gun and shooting up people at Fifth Avenue. Considering your fans, the odds are that you are right, you wouldn't lose them, they would cheer your randomly shooting folk in the middle of New York City. That the sort of thing that butters their bread. So why are you scared of a few dozen films showing your playing around in excrement? Your fans eat that sort of thing up.

Show some guts, Mr. Trump, show the tapes. What are you scared of?

Baaaak, baaaak, baaaak. It's sure looking like there might just be a chicken under that comb over.

[Funtatlaguy]

1. If there really is a tape and he has it, Trump would be smart to use it.

Imagine him making this a pay per view event.
He would make hundreds of millions.

[PurgedVoter]

3. You are so right, the ratings would probably be off the chart!

But I think he is a scared little baby man with tiny, tiny fingers. He'll probably let someone who thinks they know better talk him out of it. What a loser. This might be so big he could get money from a spin-off, but no he's just a little whiner.

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Money and ratings (attention) are his two favorite things.

[Thunderbeast]

2. Uncle Vlad has the tape!

That's how kompromat works.

[PurgedVoter]

4. Well sure, cut Vlad in for a share.

He payed for the filming and production, but Trump would be the star except he is a tiny little man sucking his little baby thumb while cowering behind Ivanka.