Facebook is looking to rebrand, starting with new name. Let's help them!

[Bucky]

According to The Verge:

Facebook is planning to change its company name next week to reflect its focus on building the metaverse, according to a source with direct knowledge of the matter.

The coming name change, which CEO Mark Zuckerberg plans to talk about at the company’s annual Connect conference on October 28th, but could unveil sooner, is meant to signal the tech giant’s ambition to be known for more than social media and all the ills that entail. The rebrand would likely position the blue Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company overseeing groups like Instagram, WhatsApp, Oculus, and more.

But apparently either they aren't announcing the name yet or they don't have a name yet to announce. In which chase, let's offer some predictions, or even some suggestions of what the new name of Facebook should be.

[Wicked Blue]

1. SpyBook

aka BigBrother 'R'Us

[Enter stage left]

2. Just change two letters...FARTBOOK!

[RainCaster]

3. Spunk

Or JISM

[Patton French]

4. Fakebook (n/t)

[NCjack]

11. +1. Finally, there would be truth in branding.

[Bucky]

5. "DigitalMeth"

"Deth" for short.

Or, failing that, maybe "DisgraceBook" or "EyeGlue" with a little iGloo icon

[True Dough]

6. Since you started this thread,

how would you feel about BuckyFace? A fitting tribute?

[dweller]

7. In France they kiss on Main Street

or something like that … 😐
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/french-english/verge


✌🏻

[Ocelot II]

8. Facey McFacebook?

[leighbythesea2]

13. Good but

An insult to Boaty McBoatface

[Ocelot II]

15. Maybe Booky McFaceface?

[leighbythesea2]

19. Baha

I like that one.

Booky McBrain drain? Booky McFacePalm? Everytime i go there it hurts my brain/face.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

29. I guess it can be a form of icebreaker.

[Solly Mack]

9. Mark's Marks.

[Xolodno]

10. W.S.Y.D.

We Sell Your Data

[leighbythesea2]

12. Cambridge Analytic Database

[IcyPeas]

14. Assbook

[Takket]

16. MySpace?

or CleanupyourfuckingshitandstopusingyouralgorithtoknowinglyfeedpeoplemisinformationjustbecauseyouwantmoreclickssoyoucanchargemoreforadvertisingBook?

[Celerity]

17. Death

[The Wizard]

18. Falsebook

[live love laugh]

23. +💯

[The Wizard]

25. Rumors R Us

[LuckyCharms]

20. Fuckface.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

21. VladBook.

One of Russia's greatest assets, produced without them spending a single ruble.

MAGATs would misunderstand it to be ValidBook........

KY..........

[Blue Owl]

22. FartHuff.com

[denbot]

24. CookedBook

Hot piping algorithm's, they slice, they dice, they bury you democracy or their tax dollars returned to YOU!

[DFW]

26. Considering their right wing slant, plus a desire to not diverge too much from the known brand.....

I suggest:

ACE CROOK

[Earth-shine]

27. I always like this one - "Fakebook"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. Faceplant might work. Or Facepalm.

[lagomorph777]

30. FascistBook, Falsebook