"They're dying to get in!" . . . Please come CAPTION Florida's governor, Ron Desantis!

[skip fox]

Ron DeSantis ("At Yale I majored in Moron" ) is saying: "If you've died due to Covid, Florida wants you. . . . We will pay all of your exhumation, travel, and re-internment expenses. . . . Then you can rest in peace knowing you're in a land without government mandates! . . . And by the way, the weather's great."

[pwb]

1. The out stretched Jesus pose just like

you know who does? Sick fucks these fake freaks.

[FSogol]

4. More like: "What, me worry"

[RKP5637]

2. "We want dead people, if not, we will help!" n/t

[malaise]

3. I dont even care if you come near my wife maskless

because you see...

[underpants]

5. Suck it Pompeo.

Actually I double posted the thing below and had to come up with something quick

[underpants]

6. My Surgeon General, yeah he's famous. I saw him in this video

With this real you know “out of the box” Doctor lady. There’s science and then there’s everything forever after amiright Mrs. Flembaum? (Pointing into the handpicked audience) Yeah she knows.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Phrasing ?!? nt

[Johonny]

8. I believe, today, freedom has come to Florida. No matter if you're a polio virus, a measles virus

Diphtheria, or just plain Covid, I want you to know there's a place for you in Florida. We welcome you with open arms, and empty cemetery spots to be filled.