THE END IS EXTREMELY F**KING NIGH because of birth control, according to one Ohio order of nuns.....

[marmar]

http://www.commondreams.org/further/2012/10/16-2


from CommonDreams:



Birth Control Causes Gay Men, Undesirability, Black Babies, Bestiality, Death and More Gay Men, Say Nuns
by Abby Zimet


An Ohio order of Catholic nuns called the Children Of Mary - "There is so much work to do!" - has released an astonishing video showing that we are all doomed due to the 99% of sexually active women who are contracepting, which actually isn't even a word, but anyway. And more gay men too.

"What is a man to do when the majority of women are contracepting and he no longer finds them desirable?"

[barnabas63]

1. If they're so worried..

..maybe they should quit the convent and start having babies.

[nichomachus]

2. Aren't those nuns practicing birth control?

They're constantly telling us that abstinence is the best form of birth control, and those nuns are practicing abstinence.

[barnabas63]

4. That's a very good point! nt

[kickysnana]

8. +1

[Lucy Goosey]

3. I can only speak for myself, but...

...I've never had a man tell me that the fact that I'm "contracepting" makes me undesireable. Quite the opposite, in fact.

This is just so bizarre I don't even know what to say about it. Contraception causes Black babies? Do they even know what contraception is? Weirdos.

[JHB]

5. The nuns I remember hated made-up words like "contracepting"...

...usually expressed through gritted teeth:
"You. Will. Use. Proper. English. Youngman!"

[Oilwellian]

16. Indeed

I went to a Catholic school my first four years and phonics was ALL we did. I used to hate it, but am now very grateful for those lessons.

[rbrnmw]

18. no doubt as a Catholic who went to Catholic schools

those Nuns at the schools I attended were mean ruler wielding Nazis contracepting would have gotten a smack across the knuckles as would this post

[mikki35]

6. This is wrong on so many levels!!!!

Wow!!! By the end, I was so stunned all I could do was laugh...hard. These people need a monster reality enema! "Contraception will destroy you" - WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[HockeyMom]

7. Black babies????? Can you say racists?

besides bat shit crazy and ignorant of Biology. Did they teach Akin?

[MgtPA]

9. I'm calling bullshit on this one, folks.

Check out the "Children of Mary"
http://www.childrenofmary.net/dispatch.shtml

This is just one kooky lady, it has nothing to do with what we generally think of as Catholic nuns.

[TlalocW]

10. I read once

A column or essay on the rhythm method that these nuns are so in favor of. Let me see if I can recount the arguments without embarrassing myself.

1. When starting the no-sex period, it is possible that there are some old (relatively-speaking) sperm hanging around that can still force its way into an egg.
2. Likewise when coming off the no-sex period, it is possible that there are some old eggs hanging around that can be impregnated by new sperm.

In both cases, you get a fertilized egg that is too weak to implant itself in the uterine wall. And the rate of what they're claiming as deaths from contraception would be greater in this case than the others combined.

TlalocW

[HopeHoops]

11. I couldn't get past her calling Austin a "monkey". Welcome to "Wrongville".

[ladjf]

12. What a bizarre argument against contraception. nt

[CBGLuthier]

13. Self Preservation. The historical source for nuns and priests was excess children.

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. And the proscription to marry

Laws of inheritance.

[Quantess]

15. Where do these crazy people crawl out of?

Anyway, I was disappointed I did not catch the part about black babies. When was that part?

[Archae]

17. This is satire.

The web site is full of stuff that sounds really satirical.