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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Signalling his opposition to a storied tradition, Senator Joe Manchin said that he will agree to Halloween only if candy is completely eliminated.
The West Virginia senator, arguing that the big Halloween giveaway is over, said that billions are wastefully spent on candy each year.
People seem to think that children going from house to house to get candy for free is fun, Manchin said. I call it something else: socialism.
Manchins neighbors said that his opposition to candy on Halloween is long-standing. Kids skip his house, because he just gives out coal, one neighbor said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/manchin-will-agree-to-halloween-only-if-candy-is-completely-removed
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,588 posts)BeckyDem
(8,361 posts)Kids skip his house, because he just gives out coal, one neighbor said.
lol
SergeStorms
(19,195 posts)like the rest of West Virginia homes.
They're going to keep those miners in the mines anyway they can.
AllaN01Bear
(18,162 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)ColinC
(8,290 posts)Let's see if he does a two-fer
czarjak
(11,269 posts)usaf-vet
(6,181 posts)lame54
(35,285 posts)The razor blades
TheBlackAdder
(28,183 posts)Irish_Dem
(46,926 posts)Then on Christmas, they will expect presents.
Can't have that kind of entitlement.