This is Gold

[Norbert]

Link to tweet

[Sherman A1]

1. The Slovenian Sex Worker seems to find it all

Rather tedious.

[malaise]

2. Even she knows he's pathetic

[SergeStorms]

5. She knew he was pathetic...

when she started dating him. She knew exactly who and what he was, she knew about his cheating, and what a gross pig he is.

She saw dollar signs and that's the only reason she married him. I don't feel an ounce of pity for her. In fact, his complete uncaring, inhumane attitude has rubbed off on her to the point where she's as misanthropic as he.

They make me ill, together and separately.

[malaise]

8. I wish them both the worst

That is all

[PJMcK]

15. Here's a sad part

A co-worker who is a full-blown MAGA idiot, thinks Melania is sexy and attractive.

Yuck.

[malaise]

16. Bet they never tell her to speak

"American" ? She reminds me of those talking dolls we used to wind up back in the day

[PJMcK]

17. Not to be rude but...

I don’t think my co-worker is looking for a conversation.

[malaise]

19. Well I see nothing attractive about her

She's a different version of her fake husband

[Norbert]

20. I have MAGA friends tell me she is the best first lady we ever had.

When I ask them, "Are you serious?" then they start to get combative.

Ahhh, life in the bizarro world.

[lastlib]

23. Acquaintances on FB occasionally said she was the classiest first lady ever.

I always responded with some soft-porn semi-nude photo of her, and they shut up.

One guy once gushed about how sweet it was of her to meet with a group of kids--I countered with "their first experience with a stripper." He got hot and pissed that "that was rude," etc. I posted a pic of her, and he unfriended me. Truth hurts, I guess; no loss.

[Norbert]

30. But I guess this guy...

probably has no problems laughing when someone says Michelle Obama is a man. Rudeness is a two way street, but apparently not for MAGAts

[olegramps]

24. They think a low class porn star is high class. Its all perspective.

[QED]

25. She has so much plastic, how could he tell the difference between her and a blow up doll?

[SergeStorms]

35. The blow up doll....

has a better personality.

[Polybius]

31. I think she is too

I am one of those guys that can think someone is good-looking even if I can't stand their political views, such as Kayleigh McEnany, Tomi Lahren, and Kristi Noem.

[2naSalit]

3. Moments that emphasize...

Her desire to end her contract.

She deserves all the misery she gets for selling her soul, dirty as it was to begin with.

[llmart]

4. +1000

No sympathy for her whatsoever.

[malaise]

10. Love your latest

toons

[2naSalit]

11. They were so good, I had to put them there for further viewing!

[twodogsbarking]

6. And to think she may have done sexual things with him.

Sorry for the disgusting comment. I should be reprimanded and get demerits.

[Submariner]

13. She let that stubby mushroom cap in to make her anchor baby

and hasn't slept a peaceful night since, without waking in a screaming horror of how she allowed herself to go into heat for this dog.

Here is how all women feel after having sex with The Donald:

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[paleotn]

26. Maybe not.

Trump world runs on appearances, not actual deeds. He couldn't care less if something really happens or is really true as long as it looks like it is to his audience, the general public. It's like the guy has had a Potemkin life, where what you think is true about him vanishes the moment you get within 10 feet of him or dig a little deeper than the lazy press. Think of every lie he's told or fake whatever he's done and you'll see that there is nothing genuine about the orange turd. And even he himself has been psychologically ensnared, and believes his own bullshit.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's never touched her intimately. That's not in her contract. What is in her contract is to make it look like they have, like Baron is actually Trump's son and she's actually on board with his crazy shit. Payment for services rendered is a lifestyle, clearing up her own spotty immigration status and bringing over her parents.

[twodogsbarking]

27. This subject is likely to give me

nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Side effects.

[paleotn]

28. Yep, there are more pleasant things to think about.

If Trump were a Halloween film, they couldn't get him past the censors.

[Champp]

7. Clearly, she hates the grabby grifty Republcan casino hustler

And everyone knows it.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Wasn't he supposed to die and she got everything? But...

He didn't die on cue.

She found out there was nothing there anyway.

She absorbed the evil that is him.

[3Hotdogs]

14. (Whisper) "Quick, where can I get pair of pumps and fishnets

and go back to the nearest corner.?"

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. Is that really her or the stunt double?

KY....... ........

[The Jungle 1]

21. Her whole family immigrated using chain migration.

But trump hates immigrants.
She is an illegal immigrant and worked here without status on a tourist card. She eventually got an Einstein Visa, the EB-1. How screwed up is that? Kick her out.

[Wounded Bear]

22. Even a paid professional can't maintain her smile...

[stillcool]

29. not used to being around him any more...

can't keep it together.

[634-5789]

32. I wonder if she's even around the Orange Clown anymore.

You never see her or mentions thereof.

[Sogo]

33. "Hmm...this page doesn't exist. Try searching for something else."

[Blue Owl]

34. The Slobfather's trophy object