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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo a Russian spy a klan member and televangelists walk into a bar
The bartender says fellas the republican convention is next door.
Update 07:58
I heard this at work last night
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So a Russian spy a klan member and televangelists walk into a bar (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Oct 2021
OP
I heard it as "A Russian spy, a Mob boss, and a terrorist walk into a bar..."
TygrBright
Nov 2021
#21
malaise
(267,824 posts)1. Get thee to the greatest page
Just because
Duncanpup
(12,716 posts)3. Heard it at work malaise
malaise
(267,824 posts)7. It's hilarious because it's true
Response to Duncanpup (Original post)
malaise This message was self-deleted by its author.
2naSalit
(86,061 posts)4. K&R
Withywindle
(9,988 posts)5. A cop, a Klansman, and a terrorist walk into a bar
Bartender says, "YOU might be seeing triple but I only see one of you so I'm not selling you three drinks at a time."
Duncanpup
(12,716 posts)6. I love it
plimsoll
(1,664 posts)12. I think "The usual Bob?"
Works better.
GPV
(72,377 posts)13. Agreed. Much tighter
niyad
(112,435 posts)8. Excellent start to my day.
Koch Ebola
(831 posts)9. Do you want to hear Jokes?
Lefty Smiley is an expert on jokes. Just click below!
FakeNoose
(32,356 posts)16. His jokes are ok but he needs to work in the disguise a little bit
nuxvomica
(12,365 posts)10. Bartender says, "What can I get for you, Mr. Trump?"
Response to Duncanpup (Original post)
marble falls This message was self-deleted by its author.
LakeArenal
(28,729 posts)14. How about...We reserve the right to not serve you.
stillcool
(32,626 posts)15. at the strip club that has the peep shows
czarjak
(11,194 posts)17. No Nazi?
peppertree
(21,530 posts)19. Ze Nazi was already zere
When the police asked him where he was going he just said: I know nazing.
czarjak
(11,194 posts)20. Pecking Order
Turbineguy
(37,212 posts)18. Ha!
TygrBright
(20,733 posts)21. I heard it as "A Russian spy, a Mob boss, and a terrorist walk into a bar..."
"...and the bartender says "Is the secret service detail on your tab, Mr. [Redacted]?"
The permutations are endless... sadly.
bemusedly,
Bright