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Who the hell names a kid Krystal Ball? She is on Ed now. (Original Post) rufus dog Jan 2012 OP
and a brother named Policeman's n/t LadyHawkAZ Jan 2012 #1
My friend would. She named hers Brandi Glass. pnwest Jan 2012 #2
Someone who always wanted a daughter to become a stripper? DJ13 Jan 2012 #3
Mr. And Mrs. Ball WillyT Jan 2012 #4
Read it here tabatha Jan 2012 #5
that makes the story even better... rufus dog Jan 2012 #7
did that hurt her in her run for Congress ? JI7 Jan 2012 #11
Bill Lear, founder of the Lear Jet Corp, named his second daughter Shanda. . . Journeyman Jan 2012 #6
Her dad worked on Crystals for Physics JI7 Jan 2012 #8
Well, there was the mother who looking for the perfect name... hlthe2b Jan 2012 #9
It's better than Miss Ima Hogg csziggy Jan 2012 #10
her sister was named Ura. Really. roguevalley Jan 2012 #16
Nope - Ura Hogg was/is a myth. Never existed. csziggy Jan 2012 #18
thanks. my dad was outraged over that his whole life. :) roguevalley Jan 2012 #20
all those strange names were Ima Blank hfojvt Jan 2012 #21
One of the stranger names I've had in my genealogy was Karenhappuch csziggy Jan 2012 #30
My Friend Went To School With Her Twin Brothers....... global1 Jan 2012 #12
Same kind that name their daughter Crystal Disch. And her sister Candy. Doremus Jan 2012 #13
mr & mrs ball spanone Jan 2012 #14
How do you know she didn't take it as a professional name? ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #15
Wiki would be one way Major Nikon Jan 2012 #17
Of course, that answers the OP's question too. ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #19
I had a friend named Holly Leaf, her sister was Laurel nt Raine Jan 2012 #22
I know someone who has the middle name "Danger" peacefreak Jan 2012 #23
Many years ago, we had a Sheriff named... kentuck Jan 2012 #24
Is he related to madinmaryland Jan 2012 #26
how about Harry Dyck and his wife Anita. Whisp Jan 2012 #32
There was a guy in my hometown named Donald Duck. TheManInTheMac Jan 2012 #25
Zappa fans? Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #27
I knew a girl called Crystal Clear AngryAmish Jan 2012 #28
however, her friend Crystal Meth's career ended before it began for unknown reasons.......... piratefish08 Jan 2012 #29
Is her brother, Magic 8, offended by your OP? pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #31
My friend's father was named Jack Haaf. n/t hughee99 Jan 2012 #33
I wondered if she had a stage name when Grammy23 Jan 2012 #34
 

rufus dog

(8,419 posts)
7. that makes the story even better...
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 12:33 AM
Jan 2012

although the red dildo took me down a completely different path.

hlthe2b

(102,192 posts)
9. Well, there was the mother who looking for the perfect name...
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 12:35 AM
Jan 2012

looked up from the guerney to gaze at the sign on the wall on the way to labor & delivery. So, her son now gets to wear the moniker: Nosmo King

True story.

roguevalley

(40,656 posts)
16. her sister was named Ura. Really.
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 02:02 AM
Jan 2012

I know these people:

Allison Wonderland
Trucking Along Cedarhome
Alcan Sunrise Brinkerhoff

csziggy

(34,133 posts)
18. Nope - Ura Hogg was/is a myth. Never existed.
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 02:06 AM
Jan 2012

See the Wiki article I linked to for more information and for some other strange names.

hfojvt

(37,573 posts)
21. all those strange names were Ima Blank
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 02:23 AM
Jan 2012

One funny one in my records was the couple who named a daughter Happy. Her mother's name was Mary Grant and her father's name was Matthew Sadd. She was born before Beethoven and thus well before he wrote Lustig Traurig, which translates into English as Happy Sadd.

csziggy

(34,133 posts)
30. One of the stranger names I've had in my genealogy was Karenhappuch
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 06:22 PM
Jan 2012

And there were several women of the same generation in the same area with that name. At least one of them had the nickname of Happy.

Karenhappuch is a Biblical name:
Meaning of Karenhappuch: This name appears in the bible (Job 42, Verse 14) and was the name of Job's third daughter. Its translation from Hebrew is the 'horn of antimony', a black paint used for eyeshadow.

peacefreak

(2,939 posts)
23. I know someone who has the middle name "Danger"
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 06:08 AM
Jan 2012

His mama thought he would be able to impress the chicks in high school.

TheManInTheMac

(985 posts)
25. There was a guy in my hometown named Donald Duck.
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 09:58 AM
Jan 2012

Don't know why he didn't have an unlisted phone number, 'cause when I was a kid I called him pretending I was Mickey Mouse and, based on his response, I don't think I was the first.

 

AngryAmish

(25,704 posts)
28. I knew a girl called Crystal Clear
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 10:24 AM
Jan 2012

Stage mother. Actually got her in a few commercials and the ilk iirc.

Grammy23

(5,810 posts)
34. I wondered if she had a stage name when
Fri Jan 13, 2012, 08:13 PM
Jan 2012

I first heard her on air. It definitely sounds like a fake name.

We have a guy (or at least we did---I honestly have not checked lately about this) who was listed in the local phone book as Chuck Roast. A co-worker told me this one day and I doubted it--thought it had to be a myth. Then we looked it up and sure enough, there it was....CHUCK ROAST. I can only imagine the number of prank calls he gets from kids (and grown-ups who never grew up). Hope he has an answering machine and screens his calls.

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