For the last 6 years I have been racking my brain to see if there was ANY way...

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I could support him.

THERE IS!!!

If he would do this one thing, I'd support him to the grave.

Just fucking die and I WOULD BE HONORED TO BE ONE OF THE PALLBEARERS!.

[jmowreader]

1. There will be no pallbearers at Trump's funeral

I now bring you an image from Trump's graveside service:

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[SeattleVet]

7. I was hoping it would be more like this...

[jmowreader]

9. That comes later

First they have to place the piano crate they're going to use to bury him into his grave.

You understand they're going to bury him face down so it'll be easier for him to get where he's going.

If I was in charge I would cremate him, mix the ashes with CS gas powder, and fill hand grenades with the mixture. These would be thrown into the riots the MAGAts will start after Trump croaks.

[multigraincracker]

2. A lot of those blue and white Trump 2024 signs around me.

I want to make up one just like them that says Mary Trump 2024.

[monkeyman1]

12. I'dlike to see mary trump appointed to a ambassador appointment & not as a revenge statement !

she is a highly intelligent person !

[captain queeg]

3. I have a bad back so wouldn't want to share his 300 lb load

However, if he died, I’d make the effort and risk hurting myself.

[monkeyman1]

13. 300 lbs my ass ! that sack a shit is every bit of 400 lbs ! they had to put overloads the car,s !!

[Walleye]

4. Hell, we could even write a song for his funeral.Would be a big hit

[iemanja]

5. This post isn't a good idea

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6. Please explain...what makes this post "not a good idea?"...

I'll bet I'd get over 10,000 DU members to volunteer to be a pallbearer.

Explain your reasoning, I'm really curious.

[iemanja]

8. the Secret Service for one

It could also be considered extremist or hate content.

As an aside, pallbearers are people who care for the deceased. It's a show of honor and love. Why would DUers do such a thing? Why would you?

[monkeyman1]

15. you do realize that if he is indicted, S.S.has to turn him in to where he is indicted !

[iemanja]

16. non-sequitur

[monkeyman1]

17. very good !

[monkeyman1]

18. very good !

[Ford_Prefect]

10. I'd put him in a lead lined barrel and store him with the rest of the radioactive toxic waste.

No grave-side services, no observations by friends and family, no last minute suicide squad action to recover the remains, and no bloody flags with his name on them.

Just a numbered can with no name on it in a concrete bunker far, far away from anyone. Where no-one can go without federal clearance, wearing a special protective suit.

[DanieRains]

11. The Day He Dies Will Be A New National Holiday

So let it be written.

Let it be done.

[monkeyman1]

14. agreed 100% !