Fundie wigs have officially flipped this election season

[marmar]

talk2action.org / By Bruce Wilson

Almost 1.4 Million Pledge For Jesus as Write-In Candidate in 2012, as Disgruntled Evangelicals Vent Their Anti-Mormon, Anti-Obama Ire
Liveprayer.com founder Bill Keller makes a big call to "say 'no' to Satan this November."

October 25, 2012 |


As of October 18, 2012, when I reported in my story Graham's Romney Endorsement Accidentally Spreads "Mormonism is a cult" Meme to Millions - about superstar evangelist Billy Graham's disastrous effort to woo Protestant evangelical voters to vote for Mormon Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney in the 2012 election, I was unaware that the meme might, by then, already have spread to over a million disgruntled evangelicals who had reportedly pledged to vent their anti-Mormon (and anti-Obama) ire at the ballot box this November 6th.

Candidate "A" is clearly a tool of Satan. But candidate "B" is a tool of Satan too and, if elected president, he'll suspend the Constitution and implement a theocracy to be run by his satanically-inspired cult.

"Stop!", cries out evangelist Bill Keller, founder of the Internet ministry liveprayer.com; "CHRISTIANS MUST TAKE A STAND AND SAY "NO" TO SATAN THIS NOVEMBER!!!", he declares, "Vote for Jesus!"

Keller means it. His website http://www.votingforjesus.com/ claims to have received well over one million pledges from voters who say that they will, on November 6, 2012, cast their votes for the write-in candidacy of Jesus Christ for president of the United States. ...................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.alternet.org/election-2012/almost-14-million-pledge-jesus-write-candidate-2012-disgruntled-evangelicals-vent

[Berlum]

1. Oh my. The Fundie Hate-and-Fear Club is soiling its diapers.

[MADem]

6. Ha--great minds...look downthread! nt

[markpkessinger]

2. We should strongly support this! ;) n/t

[MADem]

3. Well....isn't that SPECIAL!!!!!

Much better than voting for.......SATAN!!!!!!!

[hifiguy]

4. Message to fundies: Eat the POTATO chips

NOT the LEAD PAINT chips. If teh stoopid were gold they could buy the fking moon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I think they've been eating the lead paint chips all along.

[louis-t]

10. But don't eat the potato chips that have Jesus' image on them.

Call the media and charge $10 to see them.

[april]

5. Lets show them that they can't buy this election!

[tanyev]

8. They don't need to see his birth certificate first?

[Canuckistanian]

11. And Jesus wasn't "natural-born" either

[Maeve]

9. Y'all just go ahead and do that, bless you!

"Bless you" being a polite way of saying "You're to dumb to live, ain't ya?&quot

[PD Turk]

12. Well I'll be

Never thought I'd see a bunch of right wingers writing in a socialist on their ballots

[emulatorloo]

13. Fascinating! I love it when wacko groups collide.

Thanks for posting.

[GoneOffShore]

14. Is this from the Onion? Tell me it's from the Onion.

Damn, it's not. Wow they are a whacky bunch.

But they're religious so that's OK.

[spanone]

15. nucking futs

[xfundy]

16. I support "votingforjesus.com" wholeheartedly!

Don't let the cultists or muslins win! Write in BABYJESUS™!!!

Then, after you die, you'll have mansions in heaven and streets paved with gold! (As if you could dig up the streets and get money for them.)

BabyJesus™!!

[bongbong]

17. I suspect

I suspect, with all this publicity, that Keller is going to be building an addition to his garage(s) this season.

He'll need it to house the Mercedes, Rolls, & Bentleys he'll be buying with new donations.

[scheming daemons]

18. Jesus can be their Nader..... just like Nader is Jesus for some far lefties

[Whovian]

19. News for these people:

They are also a cult.

[alcibiades_mystery]

20. Yeah, that's not gonna happen

[jmowreader]

21. Sounds good...

A vote for Jesus is a vote for Obama.

[hootinholler]

22. Hmmmm

Methinks the talibornagain don't understand the electoral college.

Even if baby jeebus wins the popular vote, where are his electors?