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lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)
Sun Apr 3, 2022, 12:33 AM Apr 2022

Slowly in, the MAGATS crawl...

Slowly in, the MAGATS crawl
Fetid COVID fills the hall.
Tiki torches cast a pall
o'er swastikas on the wall.
Builders of the giant stage
thought not of the tyrant's age.
On the ramp to that altar,
Dotard's feet drag and falter.
Up the ramp the sicko pants,
'Huzzah!' cry the sycophants.
MAGATS are a motley crew,
morals rare and brain cells few.
Bikers under helmet pickles
stumble from their motorcycles.
Trucker jerkles drive in circles,
no direction and no purpose.
Meth crazed groupies harbor hope,
here today they might get groped.
At the mic, the traitor scowls,
then begins to flap his jowls.
Beady pink eyes cast baleful glare
upon the huddled asses there.
Endless blather, no decorum,
soon enough, he starts to bore 'em.
But MAGATS, they are not fickle,
Evil words their fancies tickle.

-Alfred, Lord Tennis Shoes

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Slowly in, the MAGATS crawl... (Original Post) lagomorph777 Apr 2022 OP
Thanks!!! Karadeniz Apr 2022 #1
Kick it SCantiGOP Apr 2022 #2
Poetry that speaks to the soulless maghats MLAA Apr 2022 #3
Well done . . . Journeyman Apr 2022 #4
Excellent! StarryNite Apr 2022 #5
Fabulous Mr. Tennis Shoes!! Maraya1969 Apr 2022 #6
Henry "Yammerin' Hank" Longfeller couldn't have been more eloquent. LudwigPastorius Apr 2022 #7
The MAGAT crawlers... The Unmitigated Gall Apr 2022 #8
So, you're a poet... dchill Apr 2022 #9
Now just get ymetca Apr 2022 #10
Ok, that got a chuckle...especially the "huddled asses" Wounded Bear Apr 2022 #11
Great job, Poet Laureate of DU meow2u3 Apr 2022 #12
That was good, will forward. KS Toronado Apr 2022 #13
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