Mon May 30, 2022, 01:07 PM
COL Mustard (4,538 posts)
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is The Stupides Woman In CongressLast edited Wed Jun 1, 2022, 03:47 PM - Edit history (1)
MTG is so stupid, her shoes are labeled "TGIF". It stands for "Toe Goes In First".
MTG is so stupid, she has a sign on her mirror that says "Breathe". It's not a calming technique, it's so she remembers. We could go on and on, but I'll leave it to you to add to the hilarity!
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COL Mustard | May 2022 | OP |
Blue Owl | May 2022 | #1 | |
Eyeball_Kid | May 2022 | #2 | |
rubbersole | May 2022 | #15 | |
sarcasmo | May 2022 | #3 | |
RainCaster | May 2022 | #4 | |
Ocelot II | May 2022 | #5 | |
maxsolomon | May 2022 | #7 | |
RainCaster | May 2022 | #9 | |
Polybius | May 2022 | #23 | |
Shrek | May 2022 | #28 | |
11 Bravo | Jun 2022 | #34 | |
Quixote1818 | May 2022 | #6 | |
GoCubsGo | May 2022 | #20 | |
Quixote1818 | May 2022 | #21 | |
tblue37 | May 2022 | #8 | |
48656c6c6f20 | May 2022 | #10 | |
vapor2 | May 2022 | #11 | |
UTUSN | May 2022 | #12 | |
rsdsharp | May 2022 | #13 | |
Maeve | May 2022 | #14 | |
lpbk2713 | May 2022 | #16 | |
doc03 | May 2022 | #17 | |
hlthe2b | May 2022 | #18 | |
aka-chmeee | May 2022 | #19 | |
LetMyPeopleVote | May 2022 | #22 | |
Polybius | May 2022 | #24 | |
niyad | May 2022 | #30 | |
DFW | May 2022 | #25 | |
COL Mustard | May 2022 | #26 | |
niyad | May 2022 | #31 | |
Emile | May 2022 | #27 | |
AntivaxHunters | May 2022 | #29 | |
COL Mustard | Jun 2022 | #32 | |
11 Bravo | Jun 2022 | #33 | |
Nevilledog | Jun 2022 | #35 |
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:10 PM
Blue Owl (43,590 posts)
1. She couldn't dump water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:11 PM
Eyeball_Kid (7,114 posts)
2. Greene has real competition. There are scores of GOPers in Congress who would
object to this designation. So many are charging ahead with their own brand of stupid.
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Response to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #2)
Mon May 30, 2022, 02:42 PM
rubbersole (3,409 posts)
15. Boebert
Married the pervert/convicted sex offender who exposed himself to her in a bowling alley. Pretty stoopid.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:14 PM
sarcasmo (22,785 posts)
3. Be Best!
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:15 PM
RainCaster (9,345 posts)
4. Ted Cruz is very close
Response to RainCaster (Reply #4)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:20 PM
Ocelot II (105,777 posts)
5. Cruz isn't stupid; he's worse because he knows he's spouting bullshit
and he does it for cynical political reasons. MTG, on the other hand, is truly dumb. If you stand close to her and put your ear up to hers, you can hear the ocean roar.
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Response to RainCaster (Reply #4)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:23 PM
maxsolomon (29,591 posts)
7. Teds not a woman.
The competition for dumbest man is fierce.
Ted's not dumb; he's a fucking asshole. |
Response to maxsolomon (Reply #7)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:28 PM
RainCaster (9,345 posts)
9. Your right, I forgot this is about women
Although he has no balls.
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Response to RainCaster (Reply #4)
Tue May 31, 2022, 01:54 AM
Polybius (11,984 posts)
23. Not in a billion years
Ted Cruz is not dumb by any means.
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Response to RainCaster (Reply #4)
Tue May 31, 2022, 05:12 AM
Shrek (3,751 posts)
28. Cruz is not dumb
He graduated from Princeton and has argued cases at the Supreme Court.
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Response to Shrek (Reply #28)
Wed Jun 1, 2022, 03:57 PM
11 Bravo (23,592 posts)
34. Nope. Sleazy, dishonest, creepy, arrogant, cowardly, hypocritical, and arrogant.
But not dumb.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:22 PM
Quixote1818 (27,546 posts)
6. I kind of think Lauren Boebert beats her by a hair. But it's super close. nt
Response to Quixote1818 (Reply #6)
Mon May 30, 2022, 04:51 PM
GoCubsGo (30,839 posts)
20. Yeah, Bobo has her beat in the stupid department.
A lot of Margie's stupid as actually trolling. I'm convinced that she says a lot of that shit to get a rise out of people. I don't think she believes half of what she says. Boebert, OTOH, is flat-out stupid to the point where she can't even figure out how to troll half the time.
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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #20)
Mon May 30, 2022, 06:07 PM
Quixote1818 (27,546 posts)
21. Agree. nt
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:25 PM
tblue37 (57,344 posts)
8. Lauren Boebert is a major competitor.
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:29 PM
48656c6c6f20 (7,638 posts)
10. I would say she's a candidate
I am sure tomorrow Ms. Bobblebert, GED will out stupid her.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:31 PM
vapor2 (872 posts)
11. True but Georgia voted her back in
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:39 PM
UTUSN (66,915 posts)
12. That's the least of her flaws compared to lack of principles/morality and total hypocrisy.
A cursory googling will be enlightening. Where does she fit in the time to be a congresscritter?!
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:41 PM
rsdsharp (6,822 posts)
13. You do have Virginia Fox (who has a doctorate FFS),
and Marsha Blackburn, and of course Bang Bang Boebert, but Large Marge is definitely on the short list.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 01:58 PM
Maeve (41,395 posts)
14. She is ignorant (and proud of it) but between her and Boebert?
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 02:52 PM
lpbk2713 (41,763 posts)
16. Now take Empty Grin
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 02:54 PM
doc03 (32,797 posts)
17. That is pretty high bar. nt
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 03:26 PM
hlthe2b (95,626 posts)
18. She's hands down the most obnoxious, but on the dumb scale I have to say she is a close neck & neck
with Lauren Boebert and long-term moron, Virginia Foxx (RW idiot, NC)
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Mon May 30, 2022, 04:39 PM
aka-chmeee (1,087 posts)
19. I must agree, she may be the dumbest...
But I don't think it is fair to exclude Virginia Foxx from the competition. While not as absolutely vacuous as MTG, she surely deserves some credit for persistence.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Tue May 31, 2022, 01:39 AM
LetMyPeopleVote (124,686 posts)
22. For those keeping score at home:
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Tue May 31, 2022, 01:55 AM
Polybius (11,984 posts)
24. Nope, Boebert is
MTG went to college. Boebert dropped out of HS.
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Response to Polybius (Reply #24)
Tue May 31, 2022, 08:14 AM
niyad (96,908 posts)
30. Education and intelligence are not the same. I know several people with GED's
who are extremely intelligent.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Tue May 31, 2022, 03:49 AM
DFW (50,026 posts)
25. Two possibilities: First, there is the song (see below). Then there's the new version of an old joke
Then there is this: Marjorie Greene and Loren Boebert go out into the woods hunting, armed with assault rifles. Greene suddenly collapses and lies motionless. Boebert calls 9 1 1. "What is your emergency?" the operator asks. Boebert yells frantically, "I'm out here in the woods with my friend, and she just collapsed and isn't moving. I think she's dead! Send help!" The operator asks, "please try to calm down. Can you be sure that she is dead?" Boebert says, "hold on." After a brief silence, a shot is heard. Boebert comes back to the phone. "OK, I'm sure. What do I do now?" |
Response to DFW (Reply #25)
Tue May 31, 2022, 04:44 AM
COL Mustard (4,538 posts)
26. I love that moldy oldie!!!
Made me laugh out loud early in the morning!
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Response to DFW (Reply #25)
Tue May 31, 2022, 08:15 AM
niyad (96,908 posts)
31. Thnk you for the reminder about the song. And the old joke.
Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Tue May 31, 2022, 05:05 AM
Emile (10,602 posts)
27. She smart enough to get paid to do nothing!
But, every Republican in Congress do nothing. So I voted yes, she is the dumbest!
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Tue May 31, 2022, 07:17 AM
AntivaxHunters (1,435 posts)
29. Can we PLEASE stop using ableist words?
There's literally people who are deaf on this website.
Can we please stop using ableist slurs which are based in bigotry for disabled people? "Stupid" is a much better term to use. Thank you. Types of Ableist Language and What to Say Instead https://www.verywellmind.com/types-of-ableist-language-and-what-to-say-instead-5201561 ![]() |
Response to AntivaxHunters (Reply #29)
Wed Jun 1, 2022, 03:46 PM
COL Mustard (4,538 posts)
32. Noted, and my sincere apologies
No offense meant to anyone except MTG and those who are stupider than she is. (And I'll edit the OP.)
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Wed Jun 1, 2022, 03:52 PM
11 Bravo (23,592 posts)
33. I voted NO because I honestly believe Boebert is dumber.
It's tight, but I've got to go with the woman who thought that marrying a convicted weenie-wagger was a good idea.
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Response to COL Mustard (Original post)
Wed Jun 1, 2022, 03:58 PM
Nevilledog (44,765 posts)