Womp womp Tweet of the Day - Roger Stone the Great White Whiner

[Pluvious]

Link to tweet

Roger Stone complains that as a result of people posting lies about him on Twitter, “I can’t even go to the local drug store without being assaulted by some jerk who wants to call me a Russian traitor, or a criminal or an insurrectionist.”

[RKP5637]

1. So happy to hear this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[alittlelark]

2. Good on the ppl he meets

To expose him.

[Comfortably_Numb]

3. Fuck off Rog. When you're a traitor and a collaborator and an insurrectionist FYOU

[Novara]

4. so sad

[LoisB]

5. If the shoe fits, Roger, don't complain about the color.

[mopinko]

6. where did i leave my

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Where's The Downside, Rog?

By the way Rodgie-boy, where is the lie in any of that?
Oh, and you're still a convicted felon.

[Blue Owl]

68. Roger Stone is so dope

[Baitball Blogger]

8. It's so nice of him to keep us informed.

I need a good lift every now and then.

[MustLoveBeagles]

9. Tot and pears

If he was in prison where he belonged this wouln't have happened.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

77. Good point!

This lifetime dirty trickster has no right to be crying about his present situation. You made your bed, Roger.

[MustLoveBeagles]

89. Same with Ghouliani

[Progressive dog]

10. I hope it's not just the local drug store

where he's assaulted verbally. He continues to earn it.

[Effete Snob]

14. I know right?

He shouldn’t be able to go anywhere without that happening.

I’m sure there’s decent people in lots of other stores too!

[yonder]

63. "I can't even go to the local drug store..."

It could've been any public place where he might rub elbows with us commoners — a park, library, church, restaurant, concert, etc.

Interesting that his example is a drug store. I wonder what monkey is riding that monkey?

[PatSeg]

11. So quit going to the store OR

quit being a Russian traitor, criminal, and insurrectionist! Oops, too late for that I guess.

[LakeArenal]

12. The "hysteria of false accusations" caused Hillary to get lose to dump.

So tuff shyte Roger.

[Abigail_Adams]

71. And, if poor poor Roger

is so innocent, why did he get a Trump pardon?

[LakeArenal]

72. New to DU. How's it going for you?

[Effete Snob]

13. Jefferson Davis had to quit going to Inn-N-Out Burger

[Mr.Bill]

15. You don't have to lie

to call him a criminal or traitor.

[KPN]

16. Boy, would I love to run into Ahole Stone in

a drug store. That would make my day.

[momta]

17. The only thing shocking about this tweet...

Is that Roger Stone said something that is actually true.

[C_U_L8R]

18. Truth hurts.

Just wait until Justice catches up to you, Zippy.

[smb]

19. What Lies? All Those Statements Are The Truth! nt

[trusty elf]

20. Piss on Roger Stone

[NJCher]

28. +1

really funny!

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Well, Roger, I may not call you an insurrectionist at the drugstore, but I might ask "how ya' doin', scumbag?"

I'll forego the back tap.

[electric_blue68]

83. Heh!

[soldierant]

30. Priceless.

I particularly like the way the head shape has been captured.

[ShazzieB]

43. Yes!

This is really well done.

[KS Toronado]

62. And the balloon helps identify R Stone

[electric_blue68]

84. Baahahahaaaaa. So busy looking at "Stone" & dog, I missed drumph in the air!

[Larissa]

75. Trust Elf, you've won the internet today!

Now my life won't be complete until I've seen Roger Stone's Nixon tattoo -- in the flesh.

[trusty elf]

80. Be careful what you wish for.

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[appleannie1]

21. You made your bed so now you have to lie in it.

[relayerbob]

22. WAhhhhh

Maybe if he had chosen a path other than Russian agent, criminal or insurrectionist/terrorist, he wouldn't have that problem.

[dameatball]

23. Roger, please use the word "and" instead of "or." Thanks.

[Quakerfriend]

24. Poor Roger! Maybe he should leave then-

Leave the country! - Can’t wait til he goes to jail.

[AllaN01Bear]

25. and he calls little children cirsis actors after they have been shot up. put the photos on tv and

in the papers.

[SergeStorms]

26. Up yours, Stone.

You disgusting piece of trash. Why don't you go and get Trump's ass tattooed on your face, then you'll never be without it again.

You make me sick Stone.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

27. You shit your bed Stone

Now sleep in it

[madinmaryland]

29. Zippy the Pinhead with a Dick on his back?

He needs to STFU and just go the fuck away.

[Ohio Joe]

31. I look forward to him dying in prison...

I'll celebrate.

[OLDMDDEM]

32. You deserve more than that!

[dchill]

33. They've really got your number, Roger!

[11 Bravo]

34. Dear Roger, an accurate description does not constitute n assault

Eat shit and die, snowflake.

[Woodwizard]

35. Imagine that, actions have consequences.

[Old Crow]

36. Poor Baby. *Waaaaah*

Is isn't "assault," knucklehead. You're being accosted by people who are morally outraged by your disgusting behavior. Get used to it. Also, if I were you, I'd specify cremation rather than burial because any plot you're buried in is going to stink of urine. Not that I'd do that, and not that I'm recommending it, but what goes around comes around. And you've certainly spent your life pissing on American democracy.

[plimsoll]

37. Isn't accepting a pardon an admission of guilt?

If you didn't want to admit guilt you should have turned down the pardon. Then people in the drugstore wouldn't be calling you a traitor or insurrectionist. People on the yard, maybe but not the drugstore.

[EYESORE 9001]

38. Fucker shouldn't be walking around free among decent people

His main concern should be getting assaulted on the way back from the prison commissary.

[Marcuse]

39. RNC says that violence is legitimate political discourse. So what's the problem?

[Kingofalldems]

40. Kick this one.

And by the way I can read that tweet just fine.

[EarnestPutz]

41. This from a self-described "political prankster" whose stock and trade has always been bullshit?

[cloudboy07]

42. may everyday be a bad one peckerhead !

[Alwaysna]

44. If he hadn't acted like a "richard" he would be in peace!

[Mr. Ected]

45. Enjoy your short-lived freedom

You Russian traitor criminal insurrectionist asshole.

[Bleacher Creature]

46. To be fair, he is a Russian traitor, a criminal, and an insurrectionist

[ShazzieB]

47. But, but, but...

Roger, you ARE a Russian traitor, a criminal, AND an insurrectionist. AND you accepted a pardon from a guy who was a Russian traitor, a criminal, and an insurrectionist. (Well, okay maybe he wasn't an insurrectionist yet, when he pardoned you, but he was certainly those other things and a lot more.

Maybe if you tried being less of a pompous ass for a few minutes sometime, you might figure out why all those mean people are mad at you? Just a thought. 🤗

Don't worry I'm just kidding. I know telling Stone not to be a pompous ass is like telling a rattlesnake not to rattle. Ain't gonna happen!

[Pepsidog]

48. If the shoe fits........

[ToxMarz]

49. Pillpack will deliver your Viagra to the doorstep

[RainCaster]

50. When you are a POS and everybody knows it...

Learn to live with it. You've got it coming.

[DFW]

51. I gave him something to complain about, too

[kimbutgar]

52. It the shoe fits...

And sorry you can’t handle the truth that you are a despicable evil person.

[patphil]

53. Well Roger, to you he's a jerk, but to many of us he's just calling out a traitor.

If you don't like the name, you shouldn't have played the game.

[Kid Berwyn]

54. It's because you ARE a pro-Russia traitor, criminal and insurrectionist.

Duh.

[Hieronymus Phact]

55. Which drug store is that?

I want to go call him a traitorous asshole too!

[area51]

56. Dear Rog,

if the jackboot fits ....

[MineralMan]

57. Stone quote: WAAAAAH!

[Javaman]

58. He conveniently forgets that a pardon doesn't make you innocent.nt

[UTUSN]

59. Hey, Rog, use one of your dirty tricks!

[UpInArms]

60. Well, if you walk like a duck

And quack like a duck and swim like a duck ….

[samplegirl]

61. Well asshole if the

shoe fits. Your stuck!

[Blue Owl]

65. Damn it feels good to be a gangster, doesn't it Roger?

[packman]

66. Famous fall-back when a crook knows he's caught -"All I did was---"

[Mblaze]

67. I'm sure

That Stone gets most of his drugs brought to his home in a brown paper bag.

[LudwigPastorius]

69. Zippy the Traitor can gargle balls.

[SWBTATTReg]

70. No one asked you to constantly open your damn mouth, and say dumba&& crap either. You deserve

it. And people know it too. Thank god that most of us are 'normal' decent human beings.

[llashram]

73. excellent

you know what else you can do Mr. Stone? eat **** *** ***. That all

[Gidney N Cloyd]

74. Enjoy 'your turn in the barrel,' Roger.

[COL Mustard]

76. Sounds like a bouncy ball story to me

You know, what Freepers like to claim to have found here.

[chowmama]

78. Aaand...where does he live?

I'm just asking....

[somaticexperiencing]

79. couldn't happen to a nicer (shittier) guy

[Cha]

81. Wah.. it Hurts to be Outed as a

fucking Russian Traitor.. he should be in Prison.. fucking Whiner.

Save Our Democracy💙 in 2022 & 2024!

[wendyb-NC]

82. Too dam bad

You brought it on yourself.

[electric_blue68]

85. Whiiiiiiiiiine, all you want, TRAITOR, and Criminal. Hopefully you Will get what's coming to you!

And I'll make sure to break out the the day
you're Locked Up!

[dawn5651]

86. then you shouldn't have done any of those things you miserable traitor.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

87. Roger you are a confirmed criminal, you took a pardon, dumaass

the other two are up for debate.

[bringthePaine]

88. hey yeah! how ya supposed to know which are his own TRUE lies?

[Rhiannon12866]

90. ...

[FreepFryer]

91. iotw "i feel seen" --- truth hurts, fuckface (nt)