Three ways to deal with Trump's spying

[jmowreader]

Way 1: Wait until he really does shoot a man on Fifth Avenue just to watch him die.
End result: While this MIGHT get him locked up, it will result in the death of a man who doesn’t deserve it.

Way 2: Call the cops and tell them you saw Trump selling loose cigarettes in an alley.
End result: “Ma’am, we saw him too. When we found out he was asking $20 for one cigarette we called him the idiot he is and made him go home.”

Way 3: Sic Merrick Garland on him.
End result: “That will work fine. Signed, The Unabomber.”

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. He would never personally shoot anyone unless unusual circumstances, he is afraid

of guns and is such a personal coward, he simply couldn't do it himself.

He would have you and me killed instantly if we didnt vote for him and if he could have someone else do it., however.