I've been getting some nice backlash from MAGATs lately

[Cheezoholic]

when I directly refer to them as Sea Monkeys. Usually the initial reaction in person is a pause long enough that I can pick their wallet and truck keys, then take their wife to dinner at Wendy's instead of Rons place. Then return her, pleasantly puzzled, along with their slightly lighter wallet and their truck less 2 gallons of gas to finally get a response like ''are you calling me a Sea Monkey?'' I usually reply ''of course not, those were just brine shrimp eggs masterfully marketed in the back of a Richie Rich comic book as a royal society that ruled the kingdom 7 year olds blessed upon them in a glass of water. You're much smarter than a Sea Monkey''.

[AllaN01Bear]

1. brine shrimp may be smarter than them.

[Inkey]

2. The old saw revised

If you can't convince them with facts
baffle them with b.s.

[littlemissmartypants]

3. I'm glad you're out there fighting the good and righteous fight.

Thank you for your service.



❤️

[Cheezoholic]

4. Dont know of a better way to describe them

''brine shrimp eggs masterfully marketed in the back of a Richie Rich comic book as a royal society that ruled the kingdom 7 year olds blessed upon them in a glass of water.''

[littlemissmartypants]

5. Best run-on sentence ever...❤️