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What would happen if Jesus attended a MAGA rally (Original Post) RAB910 Sep 2022 OP
They'd beat him up...at Trump's urging. sop Sep 2022 #1
Yup, yet these hate monsters thing they are "good Christians" RAB910 Sep 2022 #3
Even beyond the racists, even if Jesus instead looked more like Ted Neeley: hlthe2b Sep 2022 #2
Jesus does not ride buses. pwb Sep 2022 #4
They would dig a sunken pit,... magicarpet Sep 2022 #5
Post removed Post removed Sep 2022 #6
why would you betray your country by watching anti-American propaganda and then spreading it???? RAB910 Sep 2022 #7
... demmiblue Sep 2022 #8
The Fig Tree Treatment Kid Berwyn Sep 2022 #9
Of course they would. Then they would claim he died for their sins and they are all saved. Midnight Writer Sep 2022 #10
wwjd IcyPeas Sep 2022 #11

hlthe2b

(102,141 posts)
2. Even beyond the racists, even if Jesus instead looked more like Ted Neeley:
Wed Sep 7, 2022, 08:31 AM
Sep 2022


They'd still be ready to crucify the "bleeding heart hippie liberal" all over again...

magicarpet

(14,124 posts)
5. They would dig a sunken pit,...
Wed Sep 7, 2022, 09:04 AM
Sep 2022

... then toss Jesus in there.

Then they would circle around him - each tossing fist sized stones and bouncing them off his head.
All while in a state of pleasurable raw excitement and frantic blood curdling screams hysteria.

They would stone the dirty,.. filthy,... unwashed hippy Jesus - until his last breath and he was dead.

The pastors of Christo-Fascist churches would be leading the way and cheering the crowd on. More blood. More hurt. More pain. More hatred.

Response to RAB910 (Original post)

RAB910

(3,489 posts)
7. why would you betray your country by watching anti-American propaganda and then spreading it????
Wed Sep 7, 2022, 09:09 AM
Sep 2022

that was completely and utterly staged to make Americans believe the fascist monsters are not as bad as they seem (hint they are worse).

Kid Berwyn

(14,808 posts)
9. The Fig Tree Treatment
Wed Sep 7, 2022, 09:22 AM
Sep 2022

Mark 11:12-25 NIV

Jesus Curses a Fig Tree and Clears the Temple Courts

12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

15 On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves, 16 and would not allow anyone to carry merchandise through the temple courts. 17 And as he taught them, he said, “Is it not written: ‘My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations’[(a)? But you have made it ‘a den of robbers.’(b)”

18 The chief priests and the teachers of the law heard this and began looking for a way to kill him, for they feared him, because the whole crowd was amazed at his teaching.

19 When evening came, Jesus and his disciples(c) went out of the city.

20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”

22 “Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. 23 “Truly(d) I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them. 24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. 25 And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

Source: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2011%3A12-25&version=NIV

Midnight Writer

(21,719 posts)
10. Of course they would. Then they would claim he died for their sins and they are all saved.
Wed Sep 7, 2022, 02:31 PM
Sep 2022

It's how this whole thing works.

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