'Putinfall'.

[byronius]

"Happy Putinfall to one and all!"

"Have you put up your Putinfall decorations yet?"

"Hey, uhhh -- I was wondering -- if you wanted to go -- to the Putinfall dance with me --"

It's going to be a wonderful first Putinfall. My favorite holiday. The best season, a season of hope and renewal.

Chortle.

[calimary]

1. Works for me.

[TheBlackAdder]

2. Ra Ra Vlad Putin, Lover of the Russian scene.

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I wonder if Vlad will meet a similar fate. His song is pretty much written.

[Bridge]
But when his drinking, and lusting and his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder


Song ending. . . .

[Verse 3]
"This man's just gotta go," declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us," they kept demanding
And he really came

[Chorus]
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said, "I feel fine"
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead

https://genius.com/Boney-m-rasputin-lyrics

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