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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Mon Oct 31, 2022, 04:45 PM Oct 2022

The Joseph Goebbels Institute of Stochastic Terrorism has announced that Donald John Trump

(American killers are always called by three names) has won the annual "Blut Fuehrer" cup fashioned of fine Austrian crystal for the eighth consecutive year.

At a press conference, Heinrich ("Hiney" )Heineman spoke glowingly of the man he refers to as "broder Trump. "What can I say? This man is what Americans call 'the real deal! He has obviously read and understands the wisdom outlined in 'Mein Kampf' by the man whose greatness he aspires to repeat. Und---excuse me---And, his duplication of Joseph Goebbel's methods in manipulating the people has been magnificent! Broder Trump has absorbed and implemented one of Herr Goebbel's great quotes:
'It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition and a psychological understanding of the people concerned that a square is in fact a circle.'

A square is a circle. An apple is a banana. I am a genius. Biden is senile. Pelosi is a traitorous criminal socialist who drinks babies' blood.

You see, there really is no one even close to his devotion to our methods and purposes. That Pelosi event last week in California was masterful and removed any doubt about his entitlement to this recognition.

To Broder Trump, AGAIN our "Blut Fuehrer", we say "SIEG HEIL!"




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The Joseph Goebbels Institute of Stochastic Terrorism has announced that Donald John Trump (Original Post) Atticus Oct 2022 OP
Was that press conference held in a South American city? Best_man23 Oct 2022 #1
👇👇👇 Goonch Oct 2022 #2
Was Kanye the runner up this year? Initech Oct 2022 #3
Nein. Frau Taylor-Green was a distant second and will receive an ornate stein embossed with Atticus Oct 2022 #4

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
4. Nein. Frau Taylor-Green was a distant second and will receive an ornate stein embossed with
Mon Oct 31, 2022, 05:30 PM
Oct 2022

an unbroken chain of gilt swastikas.

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