Limburger cheese joke

[70sEraVet]

The grandfather had fallen asleep on the couch, and for a joke the grandkids rubbed limburger cheese under his nose!
After a while, the grandfather woke up, and he sniffed. "Boy, this couch STINKS!".
He got up and walked around the room. " The ROOM stinks!"
Then he walked into different rooms in the house, "My HOUSE stinks!"
Finally he walked outside, took a big sniff, and his eyes opened wide. "My GOD! The whole WORLD stinks!!!"
I'm sure there's a moral to this story. But right now I'm too busy listening to Fox News telling us how migrants and gays are turning our country into a hell-hole!

[brush]

1. FOX stinks is one. Repubs lie and decieve is another.

[TheBlackAdder]

2. Moe, Larry the chesse.

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I always wondered what it smelled like. After all, how bad could it be?

It was sitting in a foil wrapper on a bed of ice in ShopRite years back. I picked it up to see if I could sniff it and unbeknownst to me the wrapper was leaking and it dripped down my hand. I buried my hand in the ice and tried to get the smell off, but it would not go away. Some people live it. For me, ralph! I never need to smell it again, and that was 40 years ago.

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[PJMcK]

3. True story

When I was in college, a buddy hired me to help move a woman’s stuff from a house to an apartment. It was good money so I was in.

When I got to the house, everything was packed and ready to go. My friend and I loaded everything into his van. There wasn’t that much and he needed to get gas so he left ahead of me and the client. I would ride with the lady to her new place.

Before we left, she went into a bit of a rant about the landlord. She got angrier and angrier. Then she took a block of Limburger cheese and proceeded to leave chunks of it all over the kitchen. She put it behind the stove and sink and left the rest in the closed and unplugged refrigerator. Her strategy was the stench would be presumed to come from the fridge but the owner would never find all the cheese. It was an evil but effective plot!

Very calculated. I never knew what happened but I pitied the next tenant in the house.