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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Mon Mar 20, 2023, 03:46 PM Mar 2023

With apologies to Grace Slick------- "Quite Rabid":

Hairspray glues your rug on
And shoe lifts make you tall
And the cheers that goobers give you
Don't change anything at all
Go ask Cohen
To carry the ball

And if you go chasing bank loans
But no one takes your call
And the press smells the blood in the water
And your back's up against the wall
Call Pecker
He'll not let you fall

When the people you hung black robes on
Get up and tell you where to go
And your mushroom resembles a toadstool
And you're also short of dough
Go ask Melania
To say it ain't so

When common sense and reason
Have risen from the dead
And your base knows that you're not their White Knight
And your queen's not sharing your bed
Remember---what the porn star said:
Hang your head!
Hang your head!

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With apologies to Grace Slick------- "Quite Rabid": (Original Post) Atticus Mar 2023 OP
lol treestar Mar 2023 #1
I like it Deuxcents Mar 2023 #2
...K&R... spanone Mar 2023 #3
Yes! 303squadron Mar 2023 #4
Well done! 2naSalit Mar 2023 #5
Can I copy this and attribute this to you? It is great and would love to spread. tinymontgomery Mar 2023 #6
Of course. nt Atticus Mar 2023 #7
Recommended. H2O Man Mar 2023 #8
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