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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA man goes into a bar.
A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious.
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"Isnt it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"
PJMcK
(21,923 posts)I especially like that the guy has three martinis!
ret5hd
(20,439 posts)go UP with each drink.
I wonder what this guys problem is?
alfredo
(60,066 posts)your mouth.
Backseat Driver
(4,342 posts)It's damn hard to get one excellent Martini, let alone three.
Leave it to a scientist on a research mission, LOL!
niyad
(112,449 posts)ret5hd
(20,439 posts)niyad
(112,449 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,226 posts)and was served three martinis; the barkeep read me well.
Wounded Bear
(58,443 posts)niyad
(112,449 posts)republianmushroom
(13,088 posts)mountain grammy
(26,574 posts)Ziggysmom
(3,374 posts)🤖🤖🤖
WhiskeyGrinder
(22,160 posts)what kind of person you are. This is a shit joke.
NNadir
(33,368 posts)Most people believe the concept of "IQ" is real. I don't, but it's a useful social construct.
docgee
(870 posts)I always thought it was just a measurement of one specific skill.
NNadir
(33,368 posts)jayschool2013
(2,310 posts)"Boomer Sooner!"
BOSSHOG
(36,864 posts)And says ouch.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,790 posts)And says "Ouch! Let's make a community service to get rid of these hazards".
BOSSHOG
(36,864 posts)Surely some rich guy profits from hazards.
Lets privatize profits and socialize losses for the benefit of the few.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,790 posts)Says "I'm not woke!" and passes out.
(works for both kinds of bars)
BOSSHOG
(36,864 posts)Hes ruined everyones day.
PCIntern
(25,352 posts)And the bartender says to the rabbit, Hey, whats all this about?
The rabbit replies, I have no idea
Im just the autocorrect.
Delphinus
(11,809 posts)that joke on a picture with a rabbit on my desktop for over a year - the rabbit was just so precious and it always put a smile on my face.
BOSSHOG
(36,864 posts)1980 or 1964. Be still my beating Heart.
PCIntern
(25,352 posts)Never really saw him as a clutch power hitter worthy of a space in t but e middle of the lineup and his fielding is very iffy.
LymphocyteLover
(5,601 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(48,790 posts)The robot leans in real close and says,
"Don't tell the boss I said this, but your drinking isn't helping you."
BOSSHOG
(36,864 posts)Owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph
tclambert
(11,081 posts)a kennedy
(29,474 posts)Evolve Dammit
(16,648 posts)bif
(22,563 posts)holds up two fingers and say "I'll have five beers"
niyad
(112,449 posts)tclambert
(11,081 posts)You think that's just a coincidence?
orthoclad
(2,875 posts)They're getting away with it.