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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe upcoming MSNBC Trump Town Hall
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to tonights town hall with former President Donald J. Trump. I am your host, Samuel L. Jackson. Tonight Mr. Trump will answer questions from an audience comprised solely of members of Democratic Underground, liberal college professors and parents of children who died in mass shootings. The doors to the hall are all guarded by members of Los Angeles street gangs to ensure Mr. Trump stays here until the end of the session. They have given their solemn word that they will not attempt to kill each other during the town hall. Mr. Trump, you will sit here answering questions until our audience decides it is time to leave. Mr. Trump, are you ready?
I do not accept the conditions you have placed on this session. I will not answer any of these questions.
Yes you do and yes you will. First question.
Mr. Trump, my screen name on Democratic Underground is (inserts name). Please explain to us why you thought you could stay in office after President Biden beat the pants off you in the 2020 election, and you understood that you had lost.
Im not answering such a woke question.
Answer the fuckin question, motherfucker!
wryter2000
(46,037 posts)And each time he lies, a Proud Boy gets to punch him in the face for letting them rot in prison.
ProfessorGAC
(64,995 posts)Just sayin'.
2naSalit
(86,536 posts)Faux pas
(14,667 posts)only!!!!!!!!!!!
orleans
(34,049 posts)Drum
(9,153 posts)Fiendish Thingy
(15,585 posts)He would rip Trump to shreds while smiling.
hatrack
(59,583 posts)maxrandb
(15,320 posts)MSNBC is just rerunning the QNN Town Shill.
I didn't make a decision to NOT watch the QNN shitshow, just so MSNBC could spend all morning giving me the "highlights".
I guess I should be grateful that it's still to early to start showing me hours of footage of an empty podium under the banner "breaking news- a dipshit is about to fart something out of this face anus".
AllaN01Bear
(18,154 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,429 posts)and watch the millions roll in.
Wounded Bear
(58,647 posts)50 Shades Of Blue
(9,975 posts)Emile
(22,669 posts)orthoclad
(2,910 posts)members of the LA Sheriff's Dept?
brush
(53,764 posts)Tables would be turned as trump would be the one intimidated for a change.
2naSalit
(86,536 posts)Auggie
(31,163 posts)+1,000,000
usedtobedemgurl
(1,137 posts)Republicans in my motherfucking country.
Just paraphrasing for an actor!