Radio host: God will cure AIDS if gays stop having sex ("If you’re a man, stop using poppers!")

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Conservative radio host Bryan Fischer believes there’s a simple solution for those infected with the AIDS virus: simply stop having sex and God will make it all go away.

Fischer said on his “family” radio program this week that instead of researching a cure for AIDS, scientists should begin following his message.

“If you’re a man, stop using poppers,” he said, according to liberal advocacy group Right Wing Watch. “Stop having sex with other men, and don’t shoot up. The beauty of that solution is that it doesn’t require billions and billions of dollars.”

“We really don’t know what kind of recuperate powers God may have built into the human body,” he said. “The body maybe able to restructure and restore its capacity — its immunological capacity — if we stop subjecting it to all these harmful behaviors. Other words, if you stop shooting up, or you stop inhaling these nitrates, you stop having random sex with mistresses or total strangers, your body may begin to heal.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/19/family-radio-host-god-will-cure-aids-if-gays-stop-having-sex/

[Blue Owl]

1. Tell us more, Mr. Fischer

Tell us every last explicit goddamned graphic detail of what kind of sex God likes.

[Neoma]

6. ROFL

That made my day.

[backscatter712]

13. Or as Jon Stewart would say...

"GO ONNNNNNN!!!"

[Poll_Blind]

2. What the fuck is a popper and why does he know what one is and I don't?

PB

[EOTE]

4. Amyl nitrate.

It's an inhalant that's commonly used amongst gay men as it typically relaxes and smooths muscles, including the anus which makes for easier anal sex.

[Hugabear]

3. Stop smoking cigarettes, and God will cure your cancer

Have lung cancer? Just stop smoking, and God will cure you!

[kwolf68]

5. Ahh the caveat

"body may"....

your body won't necessarily heal, IT MAY heal...

and if it doesn't, then that was "God's plan" all along. Ask for forgiveness and pray.

[Wait Wut]

7. I'm becoming convinced that all religious nuts...

are tweakers. What's with the eyes?? Do they think if they open their eyes REALLY WIDE that they'll see evil more clearly? Or, are they all bred from the same Bachmann gene pool? Oh...and then, there's the hair.

Hey, Fishcher? Your God hates you for saying shit like this. All of a sudden he's bombarded with prayers asking, "So, God...if you can cure AIDS if everyone stops having sex, what do we have to do to get you to feed starving children?"

[backscatter712]

8. Oh Jesus Zombie Christ!

[Initech]

9. Forget that - I want to know when god will stop producing overweight Christian bigots?

Who

[Dead_Parrot]

10. Translation: Get back in the damn closet.

'Cause that worked so well in the past.

[Ecumenist]

11. See, this is what happnes when you don't pay attention in class....

SMDH...Sigh, How da fcuk does that explain the deaths from AIDS that happen when women, men and children who are not a) using poppers, b)straight or c), having or HAVE EVER ahd sex? Pointy headed idiot.

[SomethingFishy]

12. Stop being a moron on the radio and god will take

you off official "Asshole" status.