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yellowcanine

(35,699 posts) Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:17 PM Jan 2012

We are all being unfair to Newt. He just has too much love for one woman.

Newt loves his country so much that he just builds up a lot of love in his heart. All that love needs an outlet or his heart would explode. One woman just isn't enough for such a man.

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We are all being unfair to Newt. He just has too much love for one woman. (Original Post) yellowcanine Jan 2012 OP

That's not his heart. n/t LadyHawkAZ Jan 2012 #1

People in the first three rows will get wet. Neoma Jan 2012 #2

The Gingrich & Santorum show... Hugabear Jan 2012 #4

GAH! LadyHawkAZ Jan 2012 #11

Come now, lets not get gross. This is a family discussion group. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #5

Don't leave him Gingin,' he'd rather be swingin' Blue Owl Jan 2012 #3

No doubt he was secretly high-fiving Bill Clinton as he was castigating him in Congress Hugabear Jan 2012 #6

He's a real life Austin Powers Kingofalldems Jan 2012 #7

Hell, Sir, If He Is Not Cheating On Callista, His Love For the U.S. Is Open To Serious Doubt.... The Magistrate Jan 2012 #8

It's his patriotic cock's fault. At least that was his explannation. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2012 #9

You know, in all seriousness. Neoma Jan 2012 #10

LadyHawkAZ

(6,199 posts)

1. That's not his heart. n/t

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:18 PM

Jan 2012

Neoma

(10,039 posts)

2. People in the first three rows will get wet.

Reply to LadyHawkAZ (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:21 PM

Jan 2012

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)

4. The Gingrich & Santorum show...

Reply to Neoma (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:22 PM

Jan 2012

I'll just leave it at that.

LadyHawkAZ

(6,199 posts)

11. GAH!

Reply to Hugabear (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:38 PM

Jan 2012

I could have lived the rest of my life quite happily without that image in my head.

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

5. Come now, lets not get gross. This is a family discussion group.

Reply to Neoma (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:23 PM

Jan 2012

Blue Owl

(50,351 posts)

3. Don't leave him Gingin,' he'd rather be swingin'

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:21 PM

Jan 2012

Newt sure likes him some oval office...

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)

6. No doubt he was secretly high-fiving Bill Clinton as he was castigating him in Congress

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:24 PM

Jan 2012

You just know ole Gingy was thinking "Damn, that's fucking awesome, maybe someday I can get me some hot intern action in the Oval Office"

Kingofalldems

(38,452 posts)

7. He's a real life Austin Powers

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

Jan 2012

The Magistrate

(95,247 posts)

8. Hell, Sir, If He Is Not Cheating On Callista, His Love For the U.S. Is Open To Serious Doubt....

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

Jan 2012

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,500 posts)

9. It's his patriotic cock's fault. At least that was his explannation. nt

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:29 PM

Jan 2012

Neoma

(10,039 posts)

10. You know, in all seriousness.

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jan 19, 2012, 05:33 PM

Jan 2012

Either he's cheating on his current wife, or he doesn't love America as much as he used to. By his logic.

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