If Newt Gingrich had hunted down and eaten a toddler...

[MrScorpio]

People like Limbaugh and Palin would jump to defend him in a heartbeat by claiming that the kid deserved to be eaten.

Gingrich's belches would be music to their ears.

[wryter2000]

1. You mean he hasn't?

It must be on his bucket list.

[redqueen]

2. They'd say it's cause he loves America so much...

he just couldn't help himself. He's that patriotic.
*wipes tear*

[liberal N proud]

3. Absolutely correct!

[gratuitous]

4. Well, that's just silly

Newt would never hunt down a toddler. Too much work. He'd order one and have some flunky fetch it for him.

[spanone]

5. newt will expose the rancid underbelly that is the republican party

he's one vile critter

[DCBob]

6. No doubt.

Or they would blame Obama somehow.

[arely staircase]

7. rick perry says god has forgiven newt

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that's good enough for me.

[etherealtruth]

8. This truly made me LOL

[Solly Mack]

9. Newt would only eat toddlers from poor families and then claim

he helped the families by decreasing their food bill.