How will getting thrown in the slammer help Trump?

[orangecrush]

This is the biggest question the media has to deal with today, apparently.

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	It will enrage his looney cult
	8 (33%)
	It will cause pollsters to artificially raise his ratings
	1 (4%)
	It will give him non stop free air time and exposure
	1 (4%)
	What slammer? They'll make him sit in a room for an hour
	4 (17%)
	Jail is for poor people, not the privileged
	6 (25%)
	Conjugal visits with Melania
	0 (0%)
	You or me we would be in slam after first warning
	2 (8%)
	Lowered intake of KFC
	2 (8%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[greatauntoftriplets]

1. The CMF can go to hell for all I care.

But I'll be delighted to see him in jail, as will millions of other people.

[AllaN01Bear]

2. he can still speak thru his mouth peices .wonder how many humpers are in jail besides the j6 crowd

[claudette]

3. It won't

[LakeArenal]

4. Trump in jail will be anti climatic. His crowd just isn't into him anymore.

Nor even enough to protest outside court.

People are tired.

[Ping Tung]

5. After a couple of hours of jail time, he will emerge and play the victim while bragging about his "sacrifice".

His dumbass followers will reach for the kleenex and call for revenge.

[TheBlackAdder]

6. Trumnp won't do well in jail and that might further his mental decline as he freaks out on future sentences.

Sure his loon base will be pissed, but they already are.

What would do him well is a Friday - Monday morning stint in lockup.

Anything less than a overnight stay won't accomplish anything but give him boasting rights.

[Mad_Machine76]

7. I hear this a lot

but I just don't know how it helps him. Of course, nothing works how it should in terms of Trump, unfortunately.